Reblogged ladytemeraire
This is how noodles roll in China... How many can you name? (didn’t cover everything, sorry way too many) (some are jiaozi/dumplings)
Reblogged myseryncheese
What Comes Next is now available on Itch.io and Physical Copy Pre-order!!!!
40+ pages of callie edging her trans vampire gf into oblivion with her magic 🩸
My wife wanted to provide a blurb for the back of the book. Yes, she said this. No, this did not actually happen. Yes, she is hung.
Reblogged myseryncheese
🇺🇸tony's chocolonely chocolate bar recall due to rocks🇺🇸
literally, due to rocks. they got rocks in them
april 2, 2025
Tony’s Chocolonely Inc., a New York, New York Corporation, is voluntarily recalling seven lots of Tony’s brand Dark Almond Sea Salt Bar (6.35oz); and Everything Bar (6.35oz) because the product may contain small stones. The products were distributed nationwide and sold in the United States via retail stores and www.tonyschocolonely.com; distribution of the products began February 7, 2025 and ended March 24, 2025.
emphasis mine.
this recall only affects some lots of the dark almond sea salt bar and the everything bar, due to the rock problem. they were distributed nationwide in stores and on the internet. I included their pictures at the top.
I am not able to format a table for tumblr, so check that recall link for the specific lot codes and expiration dates.
The recall was initiated following 12 reports of consumers finding small stones in the product not filtered during third-party almond harvesting and the almond processing process. All complaints occurred outside of the United States and Canada, and no injuries were reported.
they found rocks after there were 12 reports that said hey. there are rocks in this. this can easily lead to dental problems if someone tries to bite full force on a rock and breaks a tooth or otherwise injures their mouth. dental infections can eventually become life-threatening even in people who are young and otherwise healthy. so it is a good thing nobody apparently ate the rocks yet. or at least, nobody got injured while potentially eating rocks. yet
If you have purchased one of the affected products with the specified lot codes and have not yet consumed it, you are advised not to eat the product. Please return the product to the store of purchase for a refund or replacement or dispose of the product. Please consult the following webpage to confirm how to identify the lot code and claim a refund or replacement in your market: https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/recall-fo-intl-0325
emphasis mine.
please do not the rocks. thank you
Reblogged worldiary
"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin
Reblogged worldiary
yeah okay, ill reblog that
Reblogged worldiary
honey, I was thinking that we could spice things up in the bedroom by turning the heat off and pretending to be gold prospectors in the Yukon during winter who have to have sex to avoid freezing to death. how does that sound, babe?
oh so temperature play is fun when it’s hot wax but god forbid I try to save us some money
Reblogged worldiary
"Tidy and Sloppy Neighbors" by John Falter for The Saturday Evening Post (July 1, 1961)
Reblogged worldiary
you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???
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Reblogged stinkehund
Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
- Not all Men are evil
- Everyone has the capacity for evil
- Transgender Men are men
- Transgender Women are women
- Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
- Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
- Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
- Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Reblogged stinkehund
Come'on, man
We don't know for sure that this is what they did, but multiple people have found that if you ask ChatGPT to "make a formula to reduce the American trade deficit to 0", this is what it produces.
Reblogged bastard-pyro
balkansoul-deactivated20220924
actual conversation i had with an adult man last night btw 😭😭 speechless
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dykecostanza-deactivated2024112
she was so real for this
[Transcription start:
Anderson Cooper: "That rumor- were that you had a male appendage. That you were a hermaphrodite. And you joked about it on the stage last night." Lady Gaga: "Maybe I do." Cooper, laughing: "But it- but it's interesting-" Lady Gaga: "Would it be so terrible?" Cooper: "But it's interesting, a lot of artists would immediately put out some sort of a statement saying that this is absolutely not true. You have fun with it." Lady Gaga: "Why the hell am I gonna waste my time and give a press release about whether or not I have a penis? My fans don't care and neither do I."
Transcription end.]
Reblogged facanamante1ga
Wings of Pages
All the words on those wings are either bits of my own poetry and writing, or complete utter gibberish because my hand got tired 😂