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@godpenis

I wanna be your favorite theistic genitalia see my posts
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When you fall in love with the penis more than its handler. A Perfect cock is hard to find. But when you do it's all consuming. Hold it touch it lick it as much as you can. You just need it as soon as you know it's on its way home. All you can think about at work is that perfect penis that looks so beautiful soft and is the most breathtaking sight when it's hard. With tight smooth balls that are perfectly in proportion and help to push the head outline through soft joggers and has the perfect package in briefs or swinging free for all the world to see and enjoy. Love that dick like your life depends on it . 🍆

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Anonymous asked:

uh-ohh!!!! poopy woopy!!!!!! stinky dinky!!!!!!!

Oh god I missed tumblr

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Anonymous asked:

Confession time: A couple months ago I found this guy on grindr who was pretty cute and he came over and looked nothing like the picture and actually turned out to be someone I know. Wouldn’t normally be a bad thing, but this someone was convicted of rape in sophomore year of highschool. After finishing and he left I realized who it was and was Immediately disgusted. Also he’s been in juvie for the past 2 years and got out a month prior so. Yeah.

omg... sis why did u hook up with him if he looked diff than his pic... that happened to me once and he tried to block me from leaving and I had to literally escape his house by pretending to go to the bathroom then run up the street and call an uber 

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Anonymous asked:

Are you @Godpenis ? Y’all have the same insta though @agoodkind 👀👀

godpenis?!!? That’s such an inappropriate name 😦

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godpenis

ayo headass alexander got something to say? 🎤

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alexander

ppl with the kim possible text tone be putting their phone on loud and waiting for people to text them in public. girl we heard it

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God I fucking love this blog. Everything in it is super hilarious!

Thats the power of god’s penis babey!

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Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

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