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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
-- Birthday wishes and small kisses, sprinkled across a home-baked cake. Happy birthday, Ker. Don't let go of your hopes 'n' dreams. And don't forget me, as further apart we may drift. Cassian <3 ROCKER AU - 02/??
FRIENDS (1994-2004)
7x06 | "The One with the Nap Partners"
Sonic Surge Issue 04/2025 - Exclusive birthday interview edition
do you live close enough to the tracks to hear trains when you're inside your home?
more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography
it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies
yea but watch out
