how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

Graffiti in the women's bathroom at The Velvet Underground in Toronto, ON.

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

i always see people talk about out walking the dog 2 and a few people mention bflbi, but everyone seems to not acknowledge Nearly a Decade Later by silverhawk

how can people ignore this (almost) 2 hour gameplay footage of sackboy defeating characters like marge simpson, electroboom and FOUR FROM BFB

I just wanted to share my graduation cap i made ^-^

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

I nemeed meddysine

pleabse. doctor 🧑‍⚕️??

be sure to take ALL of these and you shall no longer experience the affects of sick

Thank Christ…… fucking vital mins

Hourhhfbf

[Start ID: A packet of 12 expanding foam dinosaur capsules. It says on the package that you should not swallow them. /end ID]

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

Yoooo old art!?!

I broke my pen and I’m not going to talk about it

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

some stuff

watched rio