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the curious case of broomclosetkink

@broomykink

An early thirties fangirl of a great many things. This blog is every bit as disorganized as I am, be warned.
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Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

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clayablog

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

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splatterlesbian

bugs bunny is not real 

My list keeps fucking growing (shit I need). And you know, it makes me sad realizing how much I gave up and lost myself trying to fit myself into a mold that doesn't fit me. Like not overbearingly sad, but I recognize how I was breaking myself. But I'm glad I can see it. One of the affirmations the therapist helped me find, to fit me you know, not just generic -- I deserve good things.

That's scary, realizing that. It means I've got a LOT of work to do, but I'm so excited I can even address this within myself!! Lije!!! Fuck yeah, healing!!!

Crystals, tarot deck, candles, a new flipping bra, coloring pencils, coloring books, summer shoes. Look at that. 7 things that's not one iota for another person. DAMN IM KICKING ASS!!!!!!!

Church friend gave me a weed vape. Apartment friend got a fucking fancy ass blunt and since I gave him smokes while he was out, I took a few hits. I mean a few. Because it was potent. So anyway, I'm sitting outside vibing just touching some grass because shit I missed being outside.

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

A phenomenally enameled silver Swept-hilt Rapier, Germany, ca. 1606, housed at the Staaliche Kunstsammlungen Dresden.

Mom got into Mike's head and made me seem even worse than I actively arm and now my smoke buddy won't smoke with me. So. I mean I'm still gonna hang out with him but my feelings are kinda hurt. So I just....live with the pain for the 8-20 months, however long it takes for me to get on disability

Wow...yeah. Wow.

I'm home!

Bipolar 1 and Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently a rare combo, but we all know I'm a go big or go home person.

On new meds and holy FUCK they rock. My brain has between zero-50 bees verses entire hives of wasps and bees stinging my brain EVERY SECOND!!!!

I'm being sent a facility for my mental health

Dajuana gets what she wants -- me out of her hair

""get a job" when says like I haven't like u haven't had amazing jobs and made really good money but I burn out so hard I can't function past it I try I try I GODDAMN TRY and I can't and why am I like this why am I so broken and she keeps threatening with me with hospital which just makes me want to die even more

Payday. I'm going to get Mom enough cigarettes to last her the month. I am going to have to quit smoking and weed entirely. Can't get any.

How am I going to survive until I get on disability I literally cannot function without weed and people think it's just a lark a high I can barely even GET high and I don't SMOKE to get high I SMOKE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF LESS AND HELPS WITH MY PAIN BUT WHO HIVES A FUCK AS LONG AS DAJUANA ANNE HAS EVERYTHING SHE NEEDS TO MAKE HERSELF COMFORTABLE

Hope the goddamn bitch enjoys cleaning my blood out of the shower when I snap

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