why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

Fixed

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

IM REBLOGGI G IT AGAIN FELLAS

The Tower of Planets

YEEPEE YOU HAVE NO CLUE

dost thou grant permision to try

I would love to see you try

Just wanted to say I only got one ask

mom just told me to apply to a black college because then I would be the minority...

CONTEXT PLEASE?????

She started the convo off about telling me how I shouldn't let fear take me away from what I should do. (context: I have the option to go to a gifted school thingy. I said I didnt want to because I wanna graduate from the school I already go to. Also bc I don't wanna leave my friends.)

I was like why are you telling me this and she told me my sister didnt go because of her friends. And I was like that's a valid fucking reason but yk that's not the full reason I dony wanna go and she was talking abt how I get a free ride to any college for any major. I was like I will get a scholarship in high school and she said that it doesnt make it free and blah blah blah and then she somehow got to saying that

THATS FUCKED LIKE UNBELIEVABLY FUCKED?!!

I've moved like every two years for my entire life and trust me losing all your friends is one of if not the worst feelings ever your moms a massive bitch for not excepting that

mom just told me to apply to a black college because then I would be the minority...

CONTEXT PLEASE?????

Like… the intention is good, but I don’t know how I feel about the angle of “you shouldn’t bully someone because you may not know the whole story”. You shouldn’t bully because it’s fucked up.

That girl you called fat, maybe she’s NOT starving herself. Maybe she just likes to eat. You want to call her names because of that? Fuck you.

That girl you called a slut, maybe she’s not a virgin, maybe she’s had a lot of sex with different people, sex is fucking AWESOME! Your hang ups with women and sexuality is not her problem. You’re an asshole.

That boy you pushed down in the hall… maybe everything’s great at home for him, so the fuck what? Don’t put your hands on people you piece of shit.

That black girl you teased for her skin color… just, fuck you, period. Doesn’t matter what the fuck is going on in her life, you’re fucking garbage. Get the fuck out of here.

The old man with the scars… seriously? Like… if you’re making fun of an old man’s scars you’re too far gone, you’re some kind of amoral sociopath or something cause that’s just some fucked up shit.

That “gay boy” you made fun of? Go fuck yourself.

The man you made fun of for crying? He just watched the episode of the Office where Jim and Pam get married, so what? Who cares why he’s crying? People have emotions dipshit.

That poor boy? Oh you’re one of those assholes who makes fun of poor people? Go die in a fire.

How about just don’t bully people at all for any reason cause it’s a fucked up thing to do regardless of what you do or don’t know about them? Treat people the way you want to be treated, it’s that simple. We’re all human beings just trying to be happy, you make the world a worse place when you try to stand in the way of that.

I fixed it. :)

Much better

10/10 top quality edit

It’s physiologically more satisfying to be nice to people than to bully people

You’d be doing yourself a favour by NOT bullying people and instead giving a compliment or holding the door for them.

100% better :3

yeah

I haven't posted anything original in a while...

I just still my jokes from people funnier then me

I worked very hard on this

hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school

Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed

happy 10 years of getting ogre it

I’m ogre it already

YEEPEE YOU HAVE NO CLUE

I’m tempted to tell my IRL friends about the gimmickverse.

do it coward

They don’t even know that I’m a Tumblr user—

do it

I HAVEN’T EVEN TOLD THEM ABOUT SOLARBALLS—

do it

NEJXLDJKDJDB.

Fuck it.

If this post gets 10k notes I will tell my IRL friends about the gimmickverse.

….

@its-target-official

CORPOS LETS GO

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