All you children who love stories...

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

Washington State Republican Party decided this year (2024) they would take a stand against Democracy.

WA GOP meeting in Spokane: "We do not want to be a Democracy. Originally Congressmen were elected by a direct democracy, Senators were elected by their state legislatures, and Presidents are elected by the Electoral Collage. We are devolving into a democracy because Congressmen and Senators are elected by the same pool, a direct democracy. And with the national popular vote coming we are going to be electing our President by a direct democracy too. Bad Idea."

VOTE BLUE

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

Like when my... No.. i shant say

What's wrong with pineapples?

I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

I signed up on tumblr, I didn’t know what to expect.

I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

Now all they do is reblog and say “kung pow penis.”

I’m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

i made a tumblr, and it didnt go great

whenever i make a post, all i get is hate

arguing with strangers, it really is a slog

i know all about politics, i run a hentai blog

One day I made a Tumblr, now I've been here ten years,

I've stayed through every update that left the userbase in tears,

And I don't regret a second, for here's the truth, you see:

I'm not locked in here with you, friend; you're locked in here with me.

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

Hello hello! A little announcement that I’m currently running a limited edition print campaign! These full color giclée prints are available for just a few days and they all come hand signed by me.

Check them out here!

he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭

love it when butterflies try to camouflage themselves but I can still see them like omgggg little do you know I can see many shades and colors and can tell many shapes apart very quickly…. could eat you right now if I wanted

‘ohh look at me I am just a lichen on a tree’ ok king my pattern recognition abilities say otherwise but whatever

obsessed with john waters parents, they were funnier than him!

lmao

mrs waters you will always be famous (to me)

An ABLE account is a tax-free savings account that lets disabled people manage their money without it affecting government assistance. This article goes through ABLE programs by state.

i have an able account! would recommend getting one if you're on benefits - you can only take the money out of it for qualified expenses like living costs and such, but it's really helpful just to be able to save more than $2,000.

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

We must beat the Americans

BOSS EATS WET FOOD MINE GOES CRUNCH

SO I POST CATS NOT JUST ON LUNCH

hey these are some tips for some of the little details in drawing fat folks that some people might not know!

everyone has fat on their bodies so its a worthwhile skill to have, but most art tutorials leave it out. heres some other good tips from artists!!