kindness costs nothing.

please enjoy my dog with a knife

idk how to flirt. Best I can do is stare at you lovingly with my brown eyes

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

who up pushing their boulder

Who's up watching their boulder roll down again

who up pushing their boulder

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

Woah mama we all go to hell

ppl talk about the difficulty of writing characters smarter than yourself, but the real challenge is writing a character who is funnier than you are

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

Put your height in the tags

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that