Making people with ADHD make 15 phone calls and five doctors visits to get medicine should be listed in the Geneva convention as a warcrime
The getaway
Note: your title, not your URL--for instance, mine is "I have a few diceā¦one or two maybe"
trans flag but it hasn't bloomed yet
guess what
Falco - Rock Me Amadeus, 1985
things iāll not call you a whore for:
- sexual activity
- how you dress
things iāll call you a whore for:
- stealing my food
- stealing my lemons
- my cat likes you more than me
why are lemons separate from food op?
everyone knows lemons arent food
lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. thereās a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.
Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.
dude, trust me, that isnāt a rick roll. its something worse
Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:
ā¦I really donāt know what I was expecting.
What the fuck did i just watch.
It- itās not a Rick roll
Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.