[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

vibes tbh

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

i'm begging tumblr users who couldn't name an evil woman to read the locked tomb because in just a short list of the insane amount of characters in these books there is (out of context spoilers ahead)

THIS WAS AN ACTUAL POST BY THE POKEMON COMPANY. 

don’t click off after it hurts you, please

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

despite everything…

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

:/ The next time you think it’s okay to be nonbinary, remember the cost. We are killing our planet 😔

Wtf. No, be who you are. This doesn’t define you.

I offer some context

that context was DESPERATELY needed thank you

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

[ID 1: Neil, a rat, with a toy piano, captioned: "Piano lessons for Neil 2006-04-13".

2: Neil next to the piano again, captioned: "Neil, April 13, 2006".

3: Neil without the piano, in a stretched out pose and captioned: "Neil, April 13, 2006".

4. The classic Neil image where he extends one front leg towards the piano as if playing. Captioned: "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006".

End ID.]

Happy 20th Dannyversary!

I’ve made so many friends and grown so much since joining the wonderful community, I hope we have many more years of ghostly shenanigans

life it never die

happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)

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Trying to pick out what to wear tomorrow

"Me booping my mutuals-" no. That's not enough. I am booping literally everyone I see on here with the boop button beside their name, mutual or not. There is no escaping. I will find all of you

This is me................. If you even care................. 😒

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

HEADS UP im starting on a how-to googledoc for absolute beginners on music making!

HEADS UP AGAIN 2 HOURS LATER THIS IS BASICALLY DONE it looks ugly as shit but has a Reaper follow-along tutorial & tons of links. i hope this is helpful!!!