The Common Hatred

emojis are dead eyed and soulless yet their only purpose is to convey emotion. how did people fuck this up so badly??

google's old emoji blobs had soul. but they were killed for it :(

Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work

one scientist, “worms.”

every other scientist in sync, “worms!!”

crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

sacculina makes me go a little insane honestly and not even for strictly transgenderly reasons... its life cycle involves attaching itself to a crab, producing eggs in place of that crab's eggs, and using the female's natural "egg dispersal" technique to, well, disperse its own eggs; but what do they do if they attach to a male host? give up and die? of course not, they simply instigate a hormone cascade that fundamentally changes the crab forever. easy!

and this is just what being an arthropod is like most of the time. bugs get parasitized like CRAZY. theyre the worlds most hijackable machines and you better believe the biosphere is taking advantage of that fact

and, sure, you know what, its yuri. fuck it. theyre raising kids together. this is the ideal liberal family: barnacle mother, absentee barnacle father, and beautiful transgender crab mother

all your issues with modern anime are this cunt's fault btw

Fucking endoscopic surgeons stealing all the good chips again

when i was little i thought it was stupid that sims had a meter for how much they liked their environment, while as an adult i'll clean some part of my house and later feel the bar going up when i walk by it

next time you eat a sandwich, remember.

it could be me in there. think twice.