one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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Love this

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

The Garden of Death

Watercolor and gouache by Hugo Simberg, 1896

“Gone outside to garden” is a strangely affecting euphemism for death.

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

thank you so much for playing ;w; this week has been super hectic for me but it's been so easy to coordinate because of you all !!! thank you for playing to the fullest and enjoying and interacting with people you know and don't know. i've seen so many intricate storylines and character building for playable characters and NPCs and it's really amazing how some of you turned such bland NPCs into fully fleshed out characters . . . thank you for playing ! i appreciate you guys so much and i hope that you had just as much fun as i did.

@naraven @scribetry @kzuhae @abyssmal-skies @dailypenpen

@stellar-skyy @cerberuscaeli @catcze @frosts-intuition @mikacynth

@the-white-void @i-probably-sleep-too-much @thestarswhisper @floraldresvi @staarri

@lychniis @navxry @ceneid @iceunhie @wheredreamsareforged

@xcyphoz0a @relianascara @plant-new-seeds-in-the-melody @sandboxscenes @pursuedbyamemoryy

@haliyamori @sleepypengwin @alexisomnias

@komaniyaaexpress .

@his-grapejuice @ryuryuryuyurboat @so2uv @soleillunne @yvkasha

@mochinon-yah @femivi @wonuyun @opalthea @yaminohimeyume

@stardust-for-your-soul @auroratumbles @dumbificat @meimeimeirin

@mx-kamisato @theloveshrine @chaoffee @kaiserkisser @wystiix

@rinneverse @beloved-brynn @nordicbananas @milk-violet

thank you so much for being my secret helper squad !!! komaniya express has been happy to have your help. i appreciate all of you so much for being able to play a bit and help out here and there. maybe i'll see you in the next game ? ;)

Sanji calling you a princess because he's a prince.

And you're his.