this information may or may not be helpful for navigating any kind of interaction with me:
- english is my second language. im not sorry
- im a rabid dirty dog and i bite (this is how i show affection)
- almost drowned in a swamp
- i have one (1) braincell and i lost it in a bet
- won a fight against a seagull over plastic cap. I still have the cap
- i burned down a meadow once. for science. without any consequences
- won a fight against a racoon over my squirtle toy that this little shit stole from me
- almost got sucked into mud pit (again, for science). my friends managed to pull me out when i was already waist deep in the mud
- started a hunt for local cryptid with my friends. went into the forest in a middle of the night ALONE. i was 12
- havent slept for a week straight. for science!
- im fueled by spite and morbid curiosity