tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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H/t @dogreus for alerting us to this paper.
last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
me n u both buddy
You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.
can you imagine the discourse that would go on on dog tumblr
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okay how do you pronounce the name of this item -> 👟
a-WOOF (correct) 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 2.1%
A-woof (wrong) ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 0.2 %
other? (tags) 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️ 97.7%
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okay we need to talk about the term “small dog syndrome” and its roots in ableism and other forms of systematic puppression. rant under cut.
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okay I’m gonna be real I can’t stand antimailmanblr lately. i know we all hate mailmen and there’s nothing wrong with that but I think dogxxing might be a little too fucking far.
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op please try to stick to nongendered language like mailpeople! using “mailman” exclusively may undermine the point you’re trying to make!
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my stance on dogxxing has changed
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for the love of dog PLEASE stop using the term “tr*pod dogs”!!! this is a derogatory term!!! you should be treating all disabled dogs with love and kindness, not demeaning them!!!!
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op I appreciate you trying to support us but there’s actually a very widespread movement to reclaim the term “tripod”. your pinned post says you’re an “able pawed ally”, so I’d recommend you checkout the tripodpunk/tpunk tags on the site to see some more varied stances within the community. a lot of three legged dogs actually prefer to be referred to this way!
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kill yourself
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honestly if you’re still supporting doug the pug after what he said on monday unfollow me idgaf.
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Pawnonymous said:
go get hit by a car
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IS THIS BECAUSE I SAID I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO LASSIE
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pawnon’s right find the nearest street now
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I’M GAY
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hi dogblr! i’m hoping you all can give me some advice. my shih tzu recently had to go on a temporary wet food diet to recover from a surgery, and now she’s refusing to eat any dry food. what can I do to convince her to start eating dry food again? i can’t feed her wet food forever, and i was wondering if you can tell me any tips that make dry food more enticing! thank you!
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation
one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this
the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth
support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok