celia monsterhospital is a 23 year old blogger who lives in the desert. her work has been featured by ifunny and the new york times. she holds accolades as a 10-year tumblr user and critically acclaimed fanfiction poster. outside of blogging, monsterhospital works as a full-time volunteer and enjoys karaoke and seasonally appropriate outdoor sports.
reading: arabian jazz by diana al-jabar
watching: new girl
listening to: july flame by laura veirs
I feel like I was born to be a strangely beautiful and stoic obscure actress in a few indie projects and only 1 leading role in some sort of hidden gem netflix original. But I got a normal job instead.
What the fuck is a tumblr community
Bella Hadid wearing a Keffiyeh Dress by Michael and Hushi, Fall 2001
its time for a witty, feminist retelling of the ingredients on my shampoo bottle
published by tor books
If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
Ida
somewhat horny: i have to get Fucked!
quite a bit horny: can we pretend i’m an elven prince and the necromancer’s curse turns me into a demon on the full moon and the only way to cure me is to have my Womb filled by a chivalrous knight . and can you make sure you say soem shit like ‘forsooth’ and ‘by my honor’ and stuff. mngh
hornier than anyone has ever been: i need to kiss someone and get married
pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways
cons: might get scared
star wars rebels + hugs
me after getting lost in the san juan foothills for 2.5 hours: wow just like fallout new vegas
but i digress…
now what did he mean by this
[cc: "Silence of the Lamb. has anyone ever seen the Silence of the Lamb? The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He's a wonderful man. He often times would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? "Excuse me, I'm about to have a friend for dinner," as this poor doctor walked by. "I'm about to have a friend for dinner." But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter."]
do you guys know that donald trump just talked about the "late, great hannibal lecter" in a campaign speech? and nobody knows why?
