Foone Turing

Honestly I should talk about the ace experience more. I don’t see enough. Like–obviously it’s dehumanizing to be repeatedly compared to robots or aliens but uh…sometimes it feels like that?? 

My husband will get all horny while I’m, I don’t know, changing out of sweaty gardening clothes. And I’ll be like, “But we have to make lunch?? I stink? Now is not a good time?? Logic?” And clearly it’s not about logic to him. He is experiencing the entire scenario very differently. And I’m here like, 

Or the times where you realize that like, having an actual physiological reaction to attractive people is not some enculturated metaphor, and people are actually doing that all around you all the time, and you’re like, Ah, clearly my studies of human culture have been incomplete. I have missed a critical psychosocial component. Many things now appear in a different light. *takes notes on holopad*

The notes on this post are just a shitload of aces going…I don’t get it. Or sometimes for a bit under very special circumstances I get it, or almost get it, and then I’m like “Wow this is a huge energy drain; you guys live like this?” Or just, “Totally baffling truly an alien species why would you lick someone?” And I am feeling the kinship in this here post.

a friend of mine once said “Wow! You must get so much done!”

to which i replied “No, no, I still have depression.”

I made this post two years ago and this is maybe the funniest addition in all that time.

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

socially I am an 8 year old who is so scared. I don't think you like me unless you go WAY out of your way to assure me you do and unfortunately it doesn't always work

I learned to be my parents therapy dog from a Very young age and now I don't know how else to be there for people and it rlly doesn't fuckin work online

can u tell I was homeschooled before I was sent to catholic school from the Everything about me?

A "fast" rotoscope test I did of Lyta Alexander from Babylon 5.

I was frustrated by the fact that JMS wrote a whole B5 anime *with Lyta involved* and didn't once show her eye transitions, so I figured that'd make for a good square one.

There's rookie mistakes and a ton that needs fixing/cleanup but I want to move on to other tests/etc so I'm releasing this into the wild as-is.

Gorgeous. Love this so much

something i just said aloud: “that completely failed to succeed”

I'm writing some C++ win32 code right now and it's very error-checking-heavy so I'm stealing that.

spotted at a local metal festival

Failed dragon (?)

objects in mirror may be more catlike than they appear

Objects in the mirror are cat-like because you're kitty

STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999) - 4.01 • “The Way of the Warrior”

Big fan of spectrums. Colour, autism, gender, and ZX.

favourite genre of odo art is when he just looks like this guy

To me, this is odo

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I'm sorry what

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