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How much is this kitty worth?

@kittybroker / kittybroker.tumblr.com

I value kitty. Submissions current closed.
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Intro post!

This is a gimmick cat sideblog for @autistic-autumn

I'll reblog cat pictures and value the kitty.

Now I'm sure you're all saying kitties are all valuable, and while that's true one cannot simply dismiss the importance of proper accounting in today's economy.

If you want to submit a picture of a cat you can use either the ask function or send in a post submission and value it yourself. Feel free to tag me into any kitty post you want.

Tagging system: I'll tag all the cats here with #crazy kitty, as I do over on my main. The pricing of kitties is set into one of five categories:

#free bin - $0 kitties #bargain bin - Under $5 #discount kitty - Under $20 #valuable kitty - Under $50 #premium kitty - Anything over $50

#alt currency is used for any kitty not using kitty dollars.

Note that kitties from before 27/01/24 may not include the #bargain bin or #premium kitty tag as those tags were introduced after the blogs creation.

#set deal - For pairs kitties sold together #collection - For collections of different kitties in a collection

#silly kitty - For memes and humorous kitties #art - For drawings of kitties or kitties with art attached #fake kitty - For kitties that aren't really actually kitties at all

#text post - For posts that aren't actually evaluations #asks - Posts that are sent via ask #tagged - Posts sent via tagging #in the replies - Tags from the replies of a post

I'll probably post my own cat a bit here as well and tag that with #my cat.

Submission: You can submit kitties by tagging me in posts or sending asks (when the inbox is open). I will not always get around to tags as sometimes there is too many to get to or I have already evaluated the post. I prefer people tag me into a post over dming but if you really must dm then do that. I would also ask you to not send too many asks or tags in a row simply to avoid too many posts being sent in at a time and allowing others to send stuff in.

Rules for submission: Please no real people or anthropomorphized cats. Anything that is pretty much just human is a big no go zone for evaluation (particularly evaluating real people). As long as it's clearly an animal I don't really care.

Note that I may take a day or two to get to valuing kitties or responding to mentions. I have all posts on a queue and it can take some time for it all to process through. If you see posts but I haven't responded to an ask then don't worry!

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Anonymous asked:

What sort of commotion goes on in the free bin and the discount bin?

Big evil fights. Very scary.

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reblogged

I can be your angle

or yuor devil

um excuse me thats a baby 😍😍😍😍

She is the most baby ever ❤️❤️❤️

bonus. inside out ear

i love her so much i would kill for her and she would not even need to ask ill just be out in the street punching strangers and shouting aaaaaaaa

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kittybroker

The dichotomous baby really all over the moral spectrum! Highly contentious baby now going for only $14.53!

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Anonymous asked:

i feel like a fight would break out among the kitties in the discount section

Discount kitties are threatened with further sales if they start to fight. It keeps things all nice and orderly.

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reblogged

listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

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sarbcat

read this and assumed chao was a deity i hadn't heard of and that you were simply very spiritual. chao is a cat. cool. cool. yes.

no no you're right, of course this is a deity

that is the face of a higher power that TOTALLY doesn't get upsetti with me whenever I have to leave for work

house god MAD you have to stop giving worship for several hours a day!

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kittybroker

Great god of chaos and guardian of the house! Chao is certainty a powerful one! Communicate with this little god now for only $95.99!

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