FOR REFERENCE.

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

people who interrupt me when i speak

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

YOU GOTTA START EM YOUNG

The line that will go down in history.  

I almost died at this one

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school. 

My favourite tweet.

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.