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THE MUSKETEERS🇵🇸 (semi-hiatus; queue running)

@enigma-the-mysterious

🍉🔑🫒A fan blog dedicated to the BBC show "The Musketeers". Check out my fanfiction on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Enigma_TM/works My askbox is always open. Feel free to hit me up with prompts and plot ideas. Currently I am accepting them for "The Musketeers" and the "Beyonders" trilogy by Brandon Mull. Star Wars sideblog @man-dad-lorian
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I have been getting some Musketeers/Readers prompt asks and while I have nothing against the trope, it's simply not my jam. So, I am taking this opportunity to outline a few of my prompt acceptance rules:

  • No smut
  • No season 3 related prompts and that includes fix-its and reconciliations (I hate season 3. I haven't watched any of the episodes in a long time barring a select few scenes. Writing anything means I have to go back and rewatch it and that's not an experience I look forward to reliving).
  • Having said that, Post Season 3 prompts are acceptable. In fact, I actively encourage you to give me such prompts.
  • My preferred ships: Annamis, Portamis. Others include Constagnan, Sylvathos, Porthos/Flea, Porthos/Elodie, past Aramis/Marsac, Athos/Ninon. I can do angsty Milathos but don't ask me to give them a happy ending (or to kill Sylvie wtf)

Filter the tags #nsfw and #nsfw-ish if you don't fancy the occasional raunchy stuff on my blog

My whump side blog is @whump-help-desk where I answer with medically accurate facts to help with your whump questions ;)

Co-moderator at @musketeergarrison

Nimona sideblog @sir-ballister-boldheart

Star wars sideblog @man-dad-lorian (inactive)

Bridgerton sideblog @colour-in-bridgerton (inactive)

Check out my works on AO3 here

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icedsodapop

Hmm 🤔 Imagine finding out your actions have consequences 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

They're wild for trying it in Kerala of all states. Kerala is a mostly autonomous region with a government made up mostly of communist parties with armed wings 🫡

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metamatar

Kerala is not an autonomous region of India? It is a state like Uttar Pradesh or Bihar or West Bengal. It is ofc continously marginalised by the BJP led govt at the centre in terms of tax revenue bc its an opposition governed state. The LDF has no organised armed wings, unless you count gangs of young men who beat people up during election season, in which case every single party from the left to the far right has them.

They're not affiliated with the Naxals who are actually waging an armed insurgency against India, because those guys identify as Maoists and are deemed revisionists by the CPI(Marxist). They're also in an entirely different region of India with a base of mostly tribal and peasant organising in Bastar. CPI(M) is not meaningfully communist except in name to anyone who pays attention to politics in India, especially after the shitshow of Nandigram.

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I'm so glad that y'all are so into Monkey Man and the badass hijra priestess army, but friendly reminder that hijra are NOT trans women. Hijra are their own distinct gender; trans women are women. India has both :)

i think we need to ask individual hijra 1st

i think we need to get familiar with the particularities of Indian cishetero patriarchy before we make any broad claims abt who or what hijra r

Hey OP- the "third gender" classification was given in direct flagration of the NALSA judgement and has been roundly controversial and protested thoroughly when the Bill came out. And most especially, since when are we putting the power of who defines a woman in the current jackbooted Hindutva fascists in charge? Are you good?

Also, in the case of this monograph, I'd like people to stop quoting Serena Nanda forever thanks. A trans woman friend of mine is doing a whole live read of it on Twitter here and like there is some seriously transphobic and orientalist bullshit here.

Coz Serena Nanda is in fact in favor of third gendering hijras and despite literally quoting so many hijras like in this extract who are like "we are women in every way that matters" and seeing how the community works, she seems to be deliberately ignorant to justify the title and also says some seriously transphobic shit where she does explicitly state that they are "parodies of women" and quotes some fuckass Indian sociologist to go "hmm what if trans coz incestuous abuse from Mother?"

Like there is some some really fucked up shit in Neither Man nor Woman and despite multiple passages literally contradicting her, Serena Nanda doubles doubles down and hence should not be considered remotely a good source for anything.

A Hijra and a trans Indian woman are not mutually exclusive terms. Hope this helps.

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Don’t mind me, just repromoting my GoFundMe for gender affirming care since I’m finally getting someone to help me withdraw funds and am soon going to a therapist to get diagnosed with gender dysphoria so my parents will let me use their insurance to pay for T when I turn 18 💕

Reblogs super appreciated! No pressure to do so however or to donate, seriously! Don’t feel like you have to, feel free to just scroll on past.

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CANONICALLY HOT CHARACTERS BRACKET

writers love saying a character is good looking. in this bracket, you, the average poster, will get to determine who is truly the most attractive.

  • rather than by which character you like most, pick which you think is most attractive! (though some bias is OK)
  • rules: the character must either 1) be determined hot by some in-universe selection (such as a celebrity character and a fan poll) 2) have a character who most likely has no romantic feelings for them consider them hot 3) have multiple characters who are romantically attracted to them and like their appearance!
  • i thought about this for a while, and they should also probably have a canon appearance. sorry, tim stoker, but this poll will ask people directly to judge who is hotter to them, and you have no face and minimal potential to be objectively judged
  • if there's official art like book covers and stuff, though, we're good! it doesn't have to be a visual medium with a super set in stone character appearance
  • this isn't a "most sexually appealing bracket", and they can be a minor, as long as they're on the older end! (16-17) .

@whoishotteranimepolls tagging for reach + check out this blog!

If anyone is interested in a tournament version of my formula you might want to check this blog out and thanks for the tag

Someone please submit BBC Aramis for this with a nice propaganda and hot image of Santiago Cabrera. I am too tired right now

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