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"Quick, into the blanket fort!"

@idiopathicsmile / idiopathicsmile.tumblr.com

She/her. Mid-thirties. Semi-professional writer, amateur singer/songwriter, well-intentioned ball of pure quivering anxiety. Buy my queer sci-fi/mystery YA novel STARS, HIDE YOUR FIRES wherever books are sold!
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on finding each other if this whole magical terrible basement really does implode—

Bluesky @jesserbest

Instagram @jesserbest but my presence there is mostly just photos of charcuterie boards

Cohost is idiopathicsmile

Wordpress jessicamarybest.com, you can also sign up for my extremely periodic newsletter at the end of this post

mutuals, if you're okay with it, pls drop me a line (you can do it privately if you'd rather) and tell me where/how to follow you across the various webbed sites.

in the meantime, i will be here posting til security chases me out. <3

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miiilowo

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

if u can't handle me at my whatever i do that you find most obnoxious, honestly there's a wealth of possibilities then u don't deserve me at my the utterly mysterious reason that you've decided to follow me

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Out now- Episode 106 of World Gone Wrong!

This is the final episode of Chapter 1- so if you're looking for a good jumping on point where you can listen to a complete chunk, this is it! We'll be back with Chapter two in 2 weeks.

Find World Gone Wrong wherever you listen to podcasts~

our sixth episode spectacular is here! check in with Jamie and Malik, get updates on previous episodes (how IS Pepper the pekingese werewolf doing? has Malik talked to the space alien replacer imitating his ex lately?), and hear them weigh on in the future of the show.

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i really love people & want them around me, and also i wish i could live as a hermit in a medium-nice cave. i want to be entirely self-sufficient without caring a whit what anyone else has ever thought, and also any enterprise that makes my life worth living involves some form of communication. i believe that humanism is the thing that might save us, and also i feel a tremendous sense of dread about where this whole "being a person on this planet" thing is headed. forever caught in the tango between my best hopes and my worst fears, between what i want and the other, opposite thing i want, between what i try to believe and what sneaks through the cracks when i'm not looking.

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if you've seen that "voting as a fire extinguisher" poem around you should consider reading the full piece, "TO THROW A WRENCH IN THE BLOOD MACHINE: Five (Season-Appropriate) Metaphors for Voting." the author recently wrote an update talking about how he doesn't like the piece being taken out it's poetic context, where it isn't instructions on what to do but a "grappling with a complex idea, providing different possible doorways into critical thinking." also maybe check out his other work!

TO THROW A WRENCH IN THE BLOOD MACHINE: Five (Season-Appropriate) Metaphors for Voting by Kyle “Guante” Tran Myhre VOTING AS PRESSURE ON THE WOUND: After the battle against the killer robots, I become aware that my leg is bleeding. And I know that applying pressure does not, on its own, heal the wound, but it will buy time for the medic to arrive, for the healing to begin. VOTING AS FIRE EXTINGUISHER When the haunted house catches fire: a moment of indecision. The house was, after all, built on bones, and blood, and bad intentions. Everyone who enters the house feels that overwhelming dread, the evil that perhaps only fire can purge. It’s tempting to just let it burn. And then I remember that there are children inside.  VOTING AS THIS ONE SMALL THING I’ve tracked the werewolf to its lair, deep in the basement of the old doll factory just outside town. Upon entering, I have the option of flipping the light switch from off to on. Either way, the battle will be difficult. Either way, victory is not guaranteed. But the werewolf can see in the dark, and I can’t. So I will do this one small thing. I will summon what light I can. And I will keep going. VOTING AS HIGH GROUND, CLEAR SIGHT LINES, AND MULTIPLE ESCAPE ROUTES It’s been said that during the zombie apocalypse, the undead are not the biggest threat, that the real monsters are the human survivors who will hoard resources, betray one another, and fight endlessly amongst ourselves. And it’s true: survival is about so much more than just not getting eaten by zombies. But not getting eaten by zombies is still an important part of the plan. VOTING AS WRENCH IN THE BLOOD MACHINE Our village has existed in the shadow of Dracula’s castle for years, and has been the site of many battles against him. Now, he’s running for mayor. His platform: rather than turning into a giant bat to hunt his victims one-by-one, he will take control of the village’s resources, its watchmen and bureaucratic machinery, creating a system that will more efficiently identify victims and supply him with fresh blood. Will defeating Dracula at the polls end his reign of terror? No. But what it will do is deprive him of one specific set of tools that he will otherwise use to hurt people. It will allow us to think offensively rather than defensively, because when the forces of darkness are not knocking on our doors, it frees us up to go knock on theirs. And yes: there is always more work to be done. There is always more horror beyond that which is right in front of us. And those who study monsters are right: if we only think short-term, we lose. But those who fight monsters have taught me: short-term and long-term thinking are not mutually exclusive. We use every tool we have access to, every opportunity to shape the terrain of battle, every advantage we can seize. We don’t split up. We don’t leave anyone behind. We don’t wait for some hero to save us, whether a knight in shining armor or an opposition politician. We fight the monsters. And when the sun rises, we do the work of creating a world in which there are no monsters. We win. For the fallen, for our families, for the fact that dawn is not promised, it is carried—in this blood, still hot, still coursing, defiant, inside us.

From his additional commentary (emphasis mine):

And I know metaphors aren’t everyone’s thing. So at the risk of “explaining the joke,” so to speak, let me just say that the big takeaway from this poem is that voting is NOT the only answer, NOT our only power, NOT the end-all-be-all of civic engagement. It’s a tool in the toolbox. And it’s a tool that the vast majority of real-life organizers I’ve known, the people doing the on-the-ground work year-round, have been pretty clear about the importance of. I want to reaffirm that point. To me, the argument isn’t some abstract or intellectual debate to have on social media. My perspective is influenced and shaped by activists, people I know and have worked with in real life, who have their hands dirty with the work of building a better world. None of them say that voting is the only way we can make a difference; almost all of them say that it’s worth doing anyway. If only because it’s relatively easy (for a lot of us, at least). If only done tactically or defensively. If only to create a bit of breathing room that wouldn’t be there otherwise. We already know that status-quo loving liberals aren’t going to save us. But for organizers, having a status-quo loving liberal in office is materially different than having an open fascist- especially when it comes to trans rights, reproductive justice, climate, and other issues where there is real daylight between the two otherwise-aligned capitalist parties. Elections aren’t just about choosing your allies; they can also be about choosing your opponents. It’s that point about defensive organizing vs. offensive organizing. The point is more nuanced than just “do it because you MUST” on one side, and “nothing matters at all” on the other side. Not everyone is going to agree, and that’s fine. But I hope it’s some food for thought. And I hope we’re all also thinking about what we’ll be up to after election day too.
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My favorite piece by Guante has always been this one::

No friction; no flame; No struggle; no progress; No sweat How many times do we have to win 'Til you realize that we have not lost yet? No friction; no flame; No struggle; no progress; No sweat How many times do we have to win 'Til you realize that we are not lost yet?

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my greatest strength? listen, you may think i'm exaggerating but i have never, not once in my entire life, met anyone as good as i am at decoding my dad's pop culture references.

one time he referred to an actor as "superman's brother" and without even setting up a conspiracy board full of photos and string, i was able to determine that he meant casey affleck. (if you're wondering how superman fits into it, given that ben affleck has never once played the caped crusader, understand that ben did portray george reeves, the actor who played superman, in a 2006 movie called Hollywoodland.)

"the song about tall buildings" is "such great heights" by the postal service.

"the song about the bloody dove" is, naturally, the decemberists' "the crane wife"

"the hairy guy's friend" is han solo (which in fairness, probably is how chewbacca sees him).

i know for a fact i have mentioned this before on tumblr but i can't help it. there are vanishingly few things about myself i am comfortable praising without caveat; this is one of them. i am awful at riddles but i am extremely good at whatever this shit is. i am the goddamn dad whisperer.

not all dads; to be clear, just my dad. the my-dad whisperer.

wait wait

did you mean like something that would make me employable? like, at your company?

uhhh oh god okay how's this:

i have way too much anxiety to ever try to steal office supplies

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if all goes well, next week will include my first-ever attempt to dm a ttrpg. any dms out there with thoughts or feelings about what makes a decent dm, or at least a not-annoying one?

it's gonna be a homebrew lasers and feelings hack, if that's relevant. i know the group pretty well, and everyone is on a similar page about the ratio of "fucking around and being silly" to "genuinely aiming for a cool and engaged adventure," i'd say maybe 2:3 or 1:2 depending on the day. how much should i prepare? how hard should i be prepared to wing it? what should i definitely not do? any opinions welcome!

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there's the friends who respond to your occasional moments of negative self-talk by earnestly explaining how your worst instincts about yourself are wrong and actually you are wonderful, etc etc and then there's the friends (my brother) who react to being told "i think i am just not an especially kind person" by full-on laughing and then saying, "oh fuck off, fuck offff" and the good news is that honestly for me, both things help an equal amount

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love the pod. has your theme song been published anywhere? i found the band's website but i didn't find the song

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Hey @scienceandstarlight, thank you so much for your kind words on the show!

@oliviaandthelovers hasn't released the recording of "Falling in love at the end of the world" yet- but I hear you should mark your calendars for May 10~

Olivia and the Lovers is mostly active on Instagram at www.instagram.com/oliviaandthelovers

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okay, just listened to the latest world gone wrong episode and my best guess for the cut les mis joke was the line that was like "What were the rats doing in the sewer?" and the punchline was something about Guys and Dolls - a high quality musical theatre joke for sure but could TOTALLY have been les mis 😂

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hello! you are correct, congrats! 🎉 (i think changing it to Guys and Dolls was producer/director Jeffrey's idea. if i had a nickel for every famous stage musical with a pivotal scene set in a sewer, etc etc)

your prize is that I'll write 250 words of anything you'd like. you can send me a prompt here or via chat, whatever works better for you.

thanks so much for playing, and for listening to the show!

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Well the stockings are hanging and the carols are playing Santa is readying his sleigh, kids lights outside shine bright it’s a festive winter night I have six open tabs about sewer gators but that…is unrelated

Season's greeting happy holidays pleasant solstice, let’s wait for the sun’s rays

May the next year bring hope and better things May you have a happy new year, next year

i am finally at liberty to reveal why, several days before christmas, i had six open tabs about sewer gators! you can find out why by listening to today's episode of World Gone Wrong.

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Coming Tuesday, May 7- Episode 5 of World Gone Wrong, where we go...deep into the history of Chicago's underground.

www.audaciousmachinecreative.com/world-gone-wrong

Episode 5 of World Gone Wrong is live now! Listen to the new installment on Apple Podcasts or find it wherever you get your podcasts.

Featuring: Chicago history, Chicago unhistory, and why you might want to make a loud noise at your toilet before sitting on it.

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btw, a new installment of my extremely sporadic newsletter is out now! it contains production updates to several projects, as well as my complete list of all 43 fictional cats i'd pitch for a sequel to the 2019 film CATS, from this thread. if that sort of thing is of interest, you can check it out (and subscribe) here.

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what would be the funniest way for a person to accidentally reveal they’re a time traveler?

btw, this post is brought to you by the stranger who wrote a review of the series 'franklin' on apple, complaining about michael douglas's portrayal of benjamin franklin because he ~didn't sound enough like franklin~

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i genuinely find it very funny that the musical 1776, one of the most pro-john adams pieces of popular historical fictional there is, features multiple songs where part of the thesis is "john adams is an extremely irritating person and his co-workers wish he'd shut up"

"has she seen the 2008 miniseries about john adams?" you might be asking yourself, and my honest answer is "no, but at this point i will think it's pulling its punches if it does not also feature at least two splashy musical numbers about how everyone wants john adams to stop fucking talking."

if you're wondering, i have nothing against second u.s. president john adams. i actually like him more than most of the u.s. founders, in that he never participated in slavery. but i feel like the way we learn history, so often the pivotal figures are sort of buffed to a high shine, all the imperfections glossed over, that it's kind of refreshing, especially in an arena where Great Man narratives tend to dominate, how at least some of the very human foibles of this one particular man made it into the historical record, even the popular historical record, and have been preserved even now, long after his death.

i also think it's possible this is all a testament to just how absolutely goddamn obnoxious he really was.

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