Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush

my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

racing towards the sun

A Marcus Moreno x Dieter Bravo story

When Dieter Bravo is cast as Marcus Moreno in an upcoming Heroics movie, Marcus is more than a little concerned. But when Dieter reaches out to meet, Marcus discovers something about himself he’d never expected.

Part 1 - coming soon

Actually. Re: last nights “cuck max phillips with a werewolf” conversation, here’s a question:

*Dieter might be a little too close to what I have going on in the lipstick universe a-la d is for double penetration and the boys will play, but I am nonetheless willing to entertain the concept

Also, Ezra and Din would be Earth-based AUs lmao

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

Stop listening to folk punk

Happy 10 years to Stop listening to folk punk

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, March 18, 1926

Ad agencies with the Chlorine Gas account in the post-WWI era had to hustle

the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........

Tangent but Pedro do an ad for a beverage I actually like challenge 🥲 I do not like beer and I do not like most wine that isn’t extremely sweet . Do a cider or somethin

Yeah man. Drop that choccy milk ad deal

Actually. Re: last nights “cuck max phillips with a werewolf” conversation, here’s a question:

*Dieter might be a little too close to what I have going on in the lipstick universe a-la d is for double penetration and the boys will play, but I am nonetheless willing to entertain the concept

Also, Ezra and Din would be Earth-based AUs lmao

boba fett and din djarin + dramatic entrances they didn’t even have to rehearse

completely enamoured with this thread

yeah im sold