Crack ninjago au inspired by @enavstars lilo and stitch au.
First off, almost everyone is aged up. Kai 19, Jay 17, Zane 18?, Cole 18. Second, Krux appears a few years later to kidnap Mya and Ray.
Nya and Kai were born about 12 years apart, so at the start of the show, she is about 7.
Lloyd is about 6, but when he was 3, he got lost in the woods, and his dormant dragoni DNA activated to keep him alive, as a result it is easier for him to talk in roars, cheps, and citters, but he can speak "English" with some effort but can understand it perfectly (for a 6 year old) and he is short do to the early activation of his dragoni genes and being malnourished in the woods.
Nya and Kai have some dormant dragon and merlopian DNA that makes it easier for them to understand Lloyd.
Nya finds him, brings him home, and adopts him as her brother.
Nya is on the autistic spectrum.
Nya, despite being 7, has the IQ of Tony Stark. (This will be important later)
Now, some sceans of the pilot.
"You four are the chosen ones to protect the weapons of spinjitzu from Lord garmadon." Says Wu. "But" Kai asks, "What about my sister a..." "ooo were saving a girl. Is she hot." Jay says, interrupting. Kai glares at Jay. "Jay," Cole says warningly. "I just want to know what we are getting ourselves into..." Jay says, defending himself. "Dose she like blue?" "YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER," Kai shouts at the top of his lungs. "I'm going to bed, see you tomorrow"
Later at the volcano, Lloyd was able to talk the fire dragon down, and Kai left to camp to get some water but before he did that
Now Nya ,Lloyd, I'm going to go to get some water. I need you two to stay here with flame. Now, some... acquaintances of mine might come by while I'm gone. There is zane he wears white, and I think he is on the far side of the spectrum, so be nice. There is Cole he wears black and is afraid of dragons, so don't be upset if he runs away when he sees flame. And finally, there is Jay he wears blue and talks a lot. Don't talk to him until I return.
Later, while kai is gone, the other three enter the temple to find Lloyd and Nya making rock towers.
What are two kids doing here? They all collectively thought.
Nya noticed them. "Who are you?" "My name is Cole. These are my teammates' Zane and Jay.
"Hello Zane and Cole, my name is Nya, and this is Lloyd"
Jay wheezes and asks why she didn't say hi to him, and zane translates.
"Big brother said we can't talk to him," Nya explains while Lloyd is still playing with the rocks.
"Well, considering our first conversation, can you blame me." Said Kai appearing from behind jay and causing him to scream or as close to a scream as he can manage with his voice.
"Kai, where have you been?" exclames Cole. "Well, I went back to camp to get some water and fill you guys in only to find it ransacked, and by the looks of it, the shulken got the other three weapons," Kai explains while giving Nya a water bottle.
"Now I was only able to get one, so share it with your little brother, ok?" "Got it"
"OK, but who are the kids?" asked Cole? "And why do they hate me?" complained, Jay.
"Cole, Zane, and Jay. Meet Lloyd and Nya Smith. My little siblings" says Kai, gesturing the the kids who are trying to get the other the drink from the bottle.
"Kai" Nya wines. "Lloyd won't drink his half of the bottle." "Nya need it more," Lloyd explains.
"Lloyd, drink your half. I don't care if you're tougher than Nya. You need water too."
"Ahh," said Zane, putting the pieces together. "That explains your hostility towards Jay" "What dose" Askes Jay.
"Do I have to spell it out for you?" Complains Kai "not only do you interrupt me after I tell you that my sister is kidnapped. But instead of and encouraging 'we will get her back' or even I pittying 'I'm sorry', instead you ask if she is 'hot' and when I make it clear that I don't want you asking those kinds of questions, you ask them anyway. Do you really think I want that kind of person around my younger siblings who aren't even a decade old."
"That sounds like a pedo," Nya says, interrupting.