“Speaking of the virginity parade, we still don’t know how Ben lost his!”
The call reached them from across the bar, dragging every pair of eyes within to their first mate.
“Better that you don’t know,” Ben said simply, and without looking up from his crossword.
Unsurprisingly, this did not dissuade them, as the grin jutting around his toothpick was well aware.
“You do realise that only makes us want to know more?”
"Why won't you tell us?!"
"Did you sign a non-disclosure agreement?"
"Does that mean it's someone in the navy?"
Ben remained unfazed by the barrage of questions, his attention on his crossword, and impatient, “Boss, can’t you pull the captain card?” a voice called, to loud agreement. “We’re dying here!”
“Someone has to win that betting pool; it’s ten years old!”
"I still say it was Tsuru!”
This was greeted with ooooohs, and several voices raised in agreement. “Yeah! She's way too familiar with you whenever we cross paths with her!"
More of them joined in, each suggestion more outrageous than the last. Someone claimed they’d heard there’d been a bounty out on it; another that he'd lost it to a Wano princess. Several high-ranked officers of the navy were mentioned, and one of the wilder suggestions was that he’d lost his virginity to the Kuja Pirates (plural), and not only that, but that it was the direct cause of their former Empress’ exile.
"Wait, which one?” someone asked, over the din of them all talking over each other. “The old girl or Shakuyaku?"
"If it was Shakky, I don't think Rayleigh would let us drink at the bar."
This was met with murmurs of agreement, before someone blurted in disbelief, “Do you all seriously think his first time was so significant it made the Empress of Amazon Lily abdicate?!”
"No one has that much game!!"
“I think this whole Casanova rep is just a front, and he's still a virgin!"
Their voices had risen to a fever pitch. For his part, Ben hadn’t taken his eyes off his crossword, and neither denied nor confirmed any of it, only grinned around his toothpick.
"Come on, Boss, make him tell us!"
They all turned to Shanks, who told Makino, "For the record, I also think it was Tsuru.” Then to the rest of the bar, watching him expectantly, “But if it was that easy to get him to spill, I’d have done it already. I’ve been trying to get him to open up for twenty years, and he still refuses. The captain card does not work.”
The whole bar went quiet.
Then every single pirate within, their captain included, turned as one to Makino, who hadn’t lifted her eyes from the glass she was polishing.