Part 1

Dinner table where the Al Ghuls and the Fentons are having dinner: *silent*

Jazz: Uh. So, what do you guys do for a living?

Ra’s: We take special care of people like you. People who are worthle—

Maddie: *cocks her shotgun* Ahem.

Ra’s: People who are worthy and should live a very long life.

Jazz: Oh! That’s so nice! Do you have any more kids? Do Danny and I have step-aunts or uncles?

Ra’s: No, those useless, pathetic ingra—

Jack: *takes out the car keys to the tank* Ahem.

Ra’s: …… no.

Talia: Having dinner together with my family is so nice ☺️

Jack and Maddie: Aww, we’re so glad you’re enjoying it! Welcome to the first family dinners of many more to come, father in law!

Ra’s: *eye twitch*

Damian: ????

Danny: Just roll with it, lil bro, it’ll save you the headache.

Context

I’m glad you like it! I feel like Danny got in there by falling inside of it accidentally XD

I feel as though you're referencing this art piece? XD

To be more exact, I have an obsession with grabbable waists XD

(I must be an open book to y'all or something, bc Grease is one of the first musicals I ever loved 😭)

Jason's cheeks were red as he sang, "Summer loving had me a blast."

He then heard the sweet song nearby and it alarmed him even more as that meant that the subject of his singing was close. "Summer loving happened so fast!"

His family stared at him with wide eyes and both Dick and Tim were leering at him, even as they also struggled in trying to break past the musical hypnosis they were under.

"I met a girl crazy for me!"

"Met a boy cute as can be!" Fuck! His face was entirely red now and he had never been so thankful that he had a helmet on.

"Summer days drifting away! To-ah! Oh, the summer nights...!"

"Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh! Tell me more, tell me more! Did you get very far?" His family sang, and Dick nudged him at the end, an actual sense of amusement in his eyes even as he was controlled.

Jason sent him a venomous glare, as he was still dancing and singing.

In the distance, he could hear, "Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car?"

They started a bridge, snapping their fingers and walking in a direction in practiced unison. "Uh huh! Doo doo! Uh huh! Doo doo!"

Jason continued, "She swam by me, she got a cramp!"

They never even went swimming?! If he was correct in his hypothesis, then the woman who was singing as his other half was one that he had met in a bookstore, where they had only shared a coffee before departing.

Jason wanted desperately to snap out of the hypnosis, but even Batman was weirdly enjoying himself right now, since everyone was dancing and unable to commit crimes while they were distracted.

The bastard was probably formulating a plan while enjoying Jason's humiliation!

In the distance, the sweet voice continued, "He ran by me, got my suit damp!"

"I saved her life, she nearly drowned!" He sang.

"He showed off, splashing around!" She responded.

"Summer sun, something's begun... But ah! Oh, the summer nights!"

"Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh!"

The other half of the duet in the distance started singing this time and Jason would've tripped over himself if he hadn't been controlled through the powers of dancing. "Tell me more, tell me more! Was it love at first sight?"

Now even Steph and Damian were smirking at him

"Tell me more, tell me more! Did she put a fight?" Tim was the one leaned close now, grinning widely.

Jason grit his teeth and even as he was singing, he swore to himself that after he killed that miserable, meddling Musical Meister, he'd kill his own family next!

... maybe after he found the other half of his duet again.

"Princess," Jason sighed, "even though you're my lucky charm, you're such a trouble magnet."

He held her in one arm securely while the other shot at the brainwashed victims stumbling towards him. His bullets landed true and he was able to take off the devices around their eyes smoothly, bringing them back to consciousness.

"Me?" Jazz said, affronted. "Your entire family are trouble magnets! I should be blaming you!"

She also shot her gun and was able to get two people back. She held pistols in both hands as she sat in Jason's embrace and let him carry her, running around to avoid their zombie-like opponents.

Jason snorted and smirked at her teasingly. "I'm not so sure about that. I only brought you to a shooting range for a small competition, now we have to fight hypnosis victims. I think I have a right to blame you."

Jazz harrumphed, brandishing her guns again. She shot another brainwashing device off of another person and said, "Fine, then I'm going to win."

Jason laughed and then shot off another three devices at once. Even while he was handicapped with only one hand and gun available, it was cute that she thought she could win.

"Not if I win first!"

(THE HAT MAN BEING WALKER ASDFGHKLL)

Tim: I’ve also seen the Hat Man. But only when my morphine is replaced with fentanyl :/

Danny: Wha— Tim! That’s not good!! I’m pretty sure Hat Man is a ghost!!

Tim: Oh, so it’s fine when you do it, but not when I do it?

Danny: Yes.

Tim: >:/

Danny: >:/

Tim: How about we both get Benadryl and fentanyl rn and see the Hat Man for ourselves? Maybe he’ll help either of us win this argument.

Danny:

Tim:

Danny: Yeah, alr, seems legit

Jazz, in a whole ass different city: *sitting up from bed* My idiot sibling senses are tingling… I sense a great disturbance of the force…

Oooh, I love this interpretation of what happens to Danny after he goes through the accident! It really does show just how badly his parents fucked up by creating the portal.

Ooh, yeah, I’d love to one day explore the Ghost Zone with a Batkid as the Outsider POV. I think it’d be really fun, and if it’s Steph, then I imagine that she’d probably be having the time of her life exploring the Infinite Realms with one of the Phantoms alongside her to protect her XD

(Lmaooo, np, my knowledge of Kori is from cartoons, the RHATO comics, and snippets of pages on TikTok, so tbh, I’m not that knowledgeable either.)

Dick sighed, relaxing on the couch. “Danny!” He called, looking around for his huge, grumpy boyfriend. “I’m done! Do you want me to get started with dinner?”

Silence was the response.

Dick sat up, worried for a moment, before he slumped back onto the couch.

Oh yeah, Dan was off with Kori. Dick had been stuck with paperwork and so he hadn’t been able to spend time with one of his oldest friends, so his boyfriend had volunteered to go with her and give Dick some space to focus.

Dick closed his eyes.

Then his eyes snapped open and he leapt out off of the couch, jumping off to start running for his shoes.

Dammit, how could he have forgotten that Kori and Dan were two of the most powerful, dangerous individuals he knew?!

————

“Dick broke up with you?!” Dan said, looking horrified.

Kori blinked. “Yes.”

“Was he blind? No, was he brainwashed?! There’s no way,” Dan said with a shake of his head, eyes wide. “Was he hit on the head and then drugged? There’s no way he actually broke up with you. You’re way out of his league!”

Kori laughed and said, “We dated, but perhaps it would be more accurate that I broke up with him.”

Dan gave a sigh of relief. “That makes a lot more sense. I was worried that I was dating an idiot for a second there.”

She laughed again and pointed at his drink. “May I try?”

Dan nodded and she happily took a sip, handing over her own ordered drink. He sipped from her straw, licking his lips at the taste of strawberries and lemons, and then said, “This was enjoyable. I’ve only met a few Tamaraneans before but they were terrible conversation partners. There’s something nice about you also knowing human culture. The last few I met were all idiots who followed the rule of your sister.”

Kori frowned before she sighed. “Yes. I haven’t been to my home planet for quite a while. Though I heard you were not from this world, so perhaps it’s different there….?”

He nodded. “Yes, it was a bit different, but not by much. They were very weak too.” He eyed her with a smirk. “But you can give me more of a challenge, right, Koriand’r?”

Kori beamed and said cheerfully, “Yes, I think I can definitely give you more of a challenge than ordinary Tamaraneans.”

Dan laughed and then said, “Sounds perfect to me. Let’s finish shopping and we can find a quiet patch of land to spar. I need to buy Dick new clothes.”

Kori giggled. “Is he still losing them in strange places? He used to do that sometimes.”

“Yes!” Dan sighed as he helped her off out of her chair. She didn’t really need it, but she took the hand anyways, lifting up dozens of shopping bags in the opposite arm. “He’s so lucky he’s cute.”

She chuckled and then said, “Let’s hurry up our shopping before we spar. I’ll tell you his most embarrassing Titan moments.”

Dan perked up. “Oh, absolutely.” He gestured onwards. “Shall we?”

“We shall!”

"Slobo has never killed anyone!" Tim argued.

"I definitely did though—" Slobo began and Anita shoved her hand onto his face, shushing him.

Cassie slapped her forehead. Dani smiled weakly, batting her eyelashes at Danny, who sat in the judge's chair and looked down at them over the table's edge.

Greta laughed nervously. "Uhm. Y-Your Majesty?" She began.

"Please, call me 'Your Majesty'," Danny said. Everyone paused in confusion, while Dani glared at him with a look with so much venom that he would’ve dropped dead if looks could kill.

Danny just smirked and then waved a hand. “What were you saying?”

Greta gave a start and then said, “Is there a reason why Slobo can’t go to the afterlife? I believe that he deserves a chance! And if some of the people who have gotten into the afterlife can go, then why can’t Slobo?”

Tim nodded. “Slobo is not the same as his predecessor. Your Majesty, I believe that it’s unfair to judge him by the same lens as someone he is not. Slobo is his own person.”

“Yeah!” Kon said. “It’s not fair! He is not Lobo, just like how I’m not Superman and Spirit isn’t whoever her original is either!”

Danny blinked at him, eying him for a moment before looking back at the others as they began to clamor again.

Cassie stepped in front and said, “Your Majesty, please give him a chance. I believe that he will not disappoint you.”

Slobo was silent, but his face had turned a strange shade of blue as he avoided looking at everyone. Anita patted his shoulder as she stood firm with the others.

Danny stared at them cooly.

At first, they stood firm, but as time passed, they began to squirm under his gaze. Danny stared at the Young Justice team for a while before glancing to Dani, who was frowning at him.

When she saw his gaze on her, she perked up and looked at him with big hopeful eyes.

Danny sighed. “Fine!”

They all cheered.

As they left, Dani was the last to leave behind the celebrating team. None of them paid attention to her turning around and waving at Danny. ‘Thank you,’ she mouthed and Danny gave a small smile back.

If it made his little sister happy, it was no hardship.

I will politely refuse this ask.

I imagine that he invites everyone he knows and they nearly bankrupt Vlad XD

Ngl, I know nothing about space themed ballet, so may I recommend this ask? (Which is a tad different, but is also about Dead Silent and ballet?)

(Hell yeah!!)

Dan’s eyes widened.

The man in front of him was lean and lithe, clad in blue and black with an even more gorgeous soul underneath. His soul was bright and free, beautiful like a dove in a clear summer sky. The purity and goodness of it almost made Dan sick to the stomach, if it didn’t make his mouth water even more.

The man turned around, noticing the chill and then frowned at him, looking at him up and down. Dan just smirked, enjoying the attention and observing him right back, eyes specifically drawn to the mask. Was this man a hero?

Ugh.

Of course he was.

He was very lucky that his soul seemed delicious and he was easy on the eyes. Otherwise, even with his promise to Jazz, Dan would’ve just completely ignored him, if not beating him up.

The hero finally said, “Sorry, do I know you? If you’re new here, let me warn you. There’s a no meta rule here in Gotham.”

“I am new here,” Dan said. “Maybe you could show me around?”

The hero blinked, before his lips twitched. Then he forcefully frowned and said, “Sorry, I have a policy of no flirting while on the job. Can’t afford any distractions after all!”

“You think I’m a distraction?” Dan purred. He leaned in closer and said sweetly, “The name’s Wraith. What’s yours, hero?”

“Nightwing,” the hero said. “And you’re definitely not supposed to be here, Wraith.”

Dan grinned, his fangs showing. Nightwing shivered and stared at him with wide eyes from behind the domino. Dan purred, “Want to fight me for it? If you win, I’ll leave. If I win… hmmm, you owe me.”

Nightwing narrowed his eyes. Two slender sticks slid into his hands in an instant and Dan eyed them with sudden wariness.

“Deal,” he said, and then he swung with a wild smirk. Dan dodged and grinned at him, just as savagely.

Yes, they’d get along wonderfully.

… he had thought, several hours before he accidentally set a building on fire in the middle of his fight with Nightwing. He had gotten a tad arrogant and had hoped to distract Nightwing with it, but only drew his ire as the hero gasped in horror at the sight of the empty apartment alit with green flames.

“Alright, fun’s over. I’m beating your ass and hauling you to jail,” Nightwing said, a sharp glare on his face.

Dan almost whined like a petulant child. That was barely any damage! “It’s an abandoned building! No one even died!”

“You’re still going to be arrested for destruction of property,” the hero said, although he did seem a tad more relaxed. Now he just sounded exasperated and was squinting at him with his head tilted to the side, probably listening to whatever woman was on the other side of the hearing piece.

Dan was especially annoyed at the interloper in between him and Nightwing’s fight.

However, he still responded flirtatiously, “Only if you’re the one to put the handcuffs on me.”

Half an hour later, as Dan was carted off to Arkham, he couldn’t help but curse to himself, glaring at the head cuffs on his wrists.

How come no one told him that pretty, good boys were his one and only weakness?!

Jazz looked around. The full moon shone on her, lighting her hair up like fire and she frowned as she turned her head around to look for Jason.

“Jason!” She called. “Jason, please come home!”

She continued walking, a bit nervous as the moon was her only source of light, but Jason needed her and she’d be damned if she let him down.

She began entering the forest, wringing out the jacket in her hands as even more darkness covered her world up. She kept her footsteps quiet as she continued looking for her boyfriend.

“Jason? Are you here?”

A stick broke in the distance and Jazz snapped up, eyes wide and ears trained on the sound. She froze in place, her breath still before a while passed and nothing happened. Disappointed, she was about to take another step when without warning, a heavy force threw itself at her.

Jazz yelped and she caught a glimpse of dark eyes and snarling fangs before the weight wrapped around her. There was a tumble and Jazz’s face was smushed against smooth, fluffy fur before she found herself on the ground, a werewolf curled around her protectively and protecting her from the fall.

Jazz blinked.

“Jason?” She called and the werewolf snarled again.

She was still holding the jacket. The werewolf did not bite her, just growling as it pressed its cold, wet nose to her cheek, sniffing deeply. Jazz squirmed but eventually wrapped her arms around the werewolf’s head, a little endeared by the general fluffiness and canine cuteness of the creature, even if it could kill her with one bite.

“Jason,” she said, nuzzling her face into the fluff under his chin. “Let’s go back home, okay?”

With one hand, she pressed the jacket to his chest and said again, “Jason, please?”

The werewolf froze and then with a pained howl, the sound of bones cracking and muscles shifting filled the air. Jazz winced as she watched Jason transform back into a man, his entire body contorting in painful ways before he was sobbing and crying in her arms, half naked with a pair of ripped pants and trembling.

Jazz sighed a little and threw the jacket over him.

“C’mon, dearest,” she murmured, as she kissed his shivering head. Jason whimpered. “Let’s go home.”