Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?

Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.

Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?

Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.

The Library!

For When Not Even God Can Help You!

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Buying a car

English added by me :)

Kendrick really exposed a mans hidden child and called him the mixed race jeffrey epstein, eroded his sense of self by showing his worst insecurities and paranoias about his place in the music industry and the state of his inner circle are true, then told him he needs electroshock therapy all while rapping over a Benny and The Jets sample

i often think of my friend who lives in a lighthouse and the time we were having lunch together and he said he had some new friends over for a movie night and I asked what they watched and he grimaced and said “the lighthouse” and I said “wow. a bold choice to watch with new friends” and he said “I just thought it would be fun since, you know. And well. None of us knew what it was about.”

cannot imagine what that was like for everyone.

imagine a guy you only kind of know invites you over to his lighthouse and he says “let’s watch the lighthouse” and you say okay : ) and then he shows you That. he’s the funniest person alive and he didn’t even mean it

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

i really do love the chaldea breakroom, its so nice to actually get to see the thought behind the characters they make

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.