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I write for the Right Hand Warden blog and made my Eldritch leaders AU :]
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darubyprincx

"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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utopians

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king's spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned... why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I'm putting it on the wall... HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HELL

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that-house

jesus christ dude why would you make this

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In Super Smash Bros. Melee, if a fighter is at 999% damage and Peach attacks that fighter with a down tilt attack while underneath a ceiling, the fighter will become stuck in the ceiling for an extended period, as seen with Fox in the footage.

Depending on the specific fighter, stage and spot where this is performed, this effect can last up to 15 seconds.

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skitkattl

shoutout to that scene of arven being physically incapable of being a normal person around his bestie's bestie

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dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

  • "jesus christ" "who's that"
  • "this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"
  • referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"
  • adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
  • "how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

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THIS IS MEME SET ONE OF TODAY THERE IS ATLEAST ONE MORE TO COME MUAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TIME TODAY MUAHAHAHA

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