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SIR

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Wandering Internet Artist for Hire  ***  Patreon.com/SIRArtwork
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Anonymous asked:

So, Sir, I need to know, as a forever alone man about to enter his 30s, are the legends true? Will I gain phenomenal cosmic power once I cross that threshold? I demand my consolation prize.

I actually lost my bid at wizard powers well before I hit 30, so I have to cast this spell manually now.

As for the "forever alone" thing? The advice I'm trying to follow now is roughly this: It behooves you to develop the ability to withstand years of loneliness in service of building something "substantial" that will give you confidence, fulfillment, financial security for you and your loved ones, romantic-partnership-options, etc, etc.

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Anonymous asked:

oh, no. NO, you bastard. I am now going to be thinking about 2X GRIMBO 3X CHUNGY for literal weeks. I will be on an elevator and have to do that nasty laugh stifle-snort that is always worse than laughing at random, because I'll be seeing the smuggest horsebeef men dancing in my mind. WHY is it even FUNNY, god damn you. god DAMN you.

I am far beyond the damnation of your feeble "God"

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My good SIR, are you aware of the hot new free video game Doronko Wanko where you play as a tiny dog being a terrible muddy gremlin?

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I thought you were trying to Goncharov me but to my pleasant surprise it's real:

I've been having a really hard time "allowing" myself to play video games these days. Though I will say this game reminds me a lot of a certain mischievous binch...

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