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Spooky Scary Everything

JD-

Halloween is coming up… which begs the question, how do wizard haunted houses work? Like ok I know ghost are real now, considering one scared me half to death in the restroom less than a week after starting this job.

Just- where I come from a good walk through haunted house has a bunch of animatronics working on air compressors and electricity. How exactly does that translate when you can literally enchant almost anything to do almost anything?

I’m half tempted to ask to set up a good scare house for the Halloween Feast this year. I’m from a world of terrors imagined outside of magic. I could fill that thing with slashers and monsters the likes students have never seen…

No wands allowed inside. I’m not about to let any scared kids petrify my actors.

nat

Merlin

(I mean, the black and white stuff was running backward, but it hardly mattered to the story.)

nat

I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.

James Thurber