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What am I even doing?

@rikathefallen / rikathefallen.tumblr.com

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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

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mothsandbees

hilarious to think that a professor Gale wouldn't let anyone but himself be a substitute teacher. like it's his and tav's anniversary and he's busy single-handedly preparing for a banging evening and his students think they can take it easy for the day then the door opens and it's just. gale but purble

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theoverly

Good morning! I am here on behalf of Professor Dekarios. He is currently otherwise occupied with preparing for his and his significant other's anniversary. But fear not! To ensure his absence will have no negative consequences on your education he sent me to preside over today's lecture.

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moringmark
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runcibility

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

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We’re just very well folded ❤️

image ID: screenshot of a tweet by user imagine (@/imagimemes) that says, “If you took all your DNA, straightened it out, and put it end-to-end, it would stretch to Jupiter and back 10x over. / You are neither small nor insignificant. You’re just very well folded.” /end ID]

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Okay legally I have to try this rainbow goo, right?

It seems to be trying to fill a similar ecological niche to jelly so I got waffles to eat it on

I swear to fuck, y'all, this stuff smells like children's shampoo

Well okay let's do this

The flavor is indescribable. It's like if you wanted to make lemon preserves but your only knowledge of lemons came from Saturday morning cartoon advertising. This is lemon as seen through the lens of Dr. Wondertainment of SCP fame and I'm pretty sure it fell through a rip in spacetime from their employee cafeteria. It's !!LEMON!! (with a strong aftertaste of artificial coloring and plastic from the edible glitter bits)

The texture is exactly how I always imagined it would be to eat aloe vera gel out of the brightly-colored bottle in my mom's bathroom

Overall 6/10, I'm gonna finish the waffle but fuck knows what I'm gonna do with the rest of the bottle

Update my tummy hurts

I assure you these plastics were very macro

For those replies saying "Mabel Pines core"

I have fantastic news about what my water bottle looks like (inside there are two flavors of energy drink and a bunch of blue citrus energy drink flavoring stuff)

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neil-gaiman

who even are you. like what did you write

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I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

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he was in arthur.

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telebisou

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

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merinnan

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

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hils79

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

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oneiriad

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

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aphony-cree

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

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cuddlydemons

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

This is true.

what were you doing in a falafel

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kipplekipple

Let a man live

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wabblebees
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