its mazz!

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

Amen to that.

This has been approved by your local lesbian. Although I’ve got transmasc allegations going on so maybe I’m not one to talk.

I'm bisexual. Everyone is awesome! Men are great. Women are great. Enbies are great. Whoever you are, I love you!

robot who wants to feel around human guts and do surgeries the same way humans fantasize about pulling on wires or whatever

okay i designed one

not very sneaky

yuo all are being so nice to it

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

here’s my two cents about the “I’m bald” phenomenon as stand-in for “see results” on polls that have nothing to do with hair.

replace “I’m bald” with anything else people are body shamed for, and imagine that’s the trait this website latched onto to represent “I don’t think there’s anyone here with this trait, and even if there were, their opinion isn’t worthwhile.”

Like imagine if every single poll had “I’m fat/see results” or “I’m short/see results” or “I’m blind/see results” or “I have a cleft palate/see results” or “I use a wheelchair/see results.”

I think most people would acknowledge that with anything else it comes off as mean, so what is it about baldness that makes it ok?

yes, I am in fact aware of the origin, which is why I said “on polls that have nothing to do with hair” right off the bat.

the origin doesn’t really matter much when people are posting it on every other poll anyway, does it? which was the point I was making.

it makes me really sad because I don’t think most people realize how little people take baldness seriously.

People are rushing onto this post to say “It’s not that deep” “it’s just because it’s funny” well baldness is ALWAYS funny to you people, isn’t it?

Have you ever paid attention to how often bald edits are made in fandoms? Have you ever seen someone genuinely headcanon a character as a bald? Have you ever considered how most people’s first reaction to seeing someone bald is to laugh?

This poll thing doesn’t exist in isolation. This is part of a much larger phenomenon.

if you weren’t really sure how to feel about this topic, I would like to point out that this post immediately became VERY unpopular with terfs & irony-poisoned conservatives, if that gives you any kind of hint

Divine Beast dancing lion my beloved🙏

and a little animation :>

it's giving princess celestia

i keep looking and finding more amazing details shadowheart's owlbear slippers might be my fav but Wyll's evidently sleeping with a sword is also really good THE BLADE IS ALWAYS READY

obviously i’m the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence

tav: i’m going to have a conversation with—why are you casting enhance ability

shadowheart: don’t worry about it. i have total faith in you

some jayvik sillies

Leave a note that this is not official art or screenshots :D I just got a little carried away with the rendering, while making these matching phone wallpapers/avatars. There’s so much cosmic harmony art for Jayvik, so I went for moments when they were farthest apart from each other.

MASSIVE NEWS FOR LINGUISTS: the sphinx of black quartz has just befriended the quick brown fox and the lazy dog.

comm for @actualegremlin

I love her dearly 🌸💖

Doodles of my Pathfinder character, Juniper.

whoops i have a lot of stuff I forgot to upload. Here's some loose personal design refs I tidied up. Accruing a lot of exploratory stuff for the Horses that i can't promise anything about, but it IS fun to be thinking about projects again! :3