WHY ARE THE SEX BOTS BACK???? i have to lower my brightness when im in public now😭

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

PEDRO PASCAL & LUX PASCAL 75th Primetime Emmy Awards (January 15th, 2024)

for all my fanfic writers out there, i l y

David Bowie, Circa 97 👽

i love this man

Coriolanus Snow post-tbosas:

spot the difference (level- difficult)

im high asf rn and this looks fucking amazing, i dont even lile tomatos😭

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Why so many Colby x reader or Sam x reader? Why not Sam x Colby x reader?

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"Not all men..."

MY MAN WON HIS AWARD YK THATS RIGHT, JOEL MILLERS NEVER HURT A FLY 🫣😗

Lovers and Love.

pairing: Joel Miller x reader

word count: 2.4k

warnings: pregnancy (if you don’t like don’t read), descriptions of morning sickness, anxiety, angst, illusions to sex

a/n back to your regularly scheduled program i dont wanna hear it i don’t write pregnancy stories often (i say this with a modern day au pregnancy joel fic in my drafts). literally my third in a year (back during my wattpad days I would solely write pregnancy stories. ew). i really like how this turned out though, the length is good

summary Y/N tries to hide that she is pregnant and Joel finds out

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read time: 8 mins 47 seconds

“What’s filling that pretty head of yours lately?” Joel asked between each chop of the wood.

“Oh, nothing.” you lied.

“You looked mighty focused on that rock just a minute ago.”

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time to daydream about a 56 year old grumpy mass murdering man, sigh… 😓🤌