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A lot of nonsense, really

@yespolkadotkitty / yespolkadotkitty.tumblr.com

Published writer. Mixed race. 30s. I'm super friendly so slide into my DMs ~ ON HIATUS
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Pero Tovar:

Fighting Blind: OFC Jade is pulled back in time via an ancient sword and drawn into mercenary Pero's life.

Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing: OFC Bea is hired protection by her father, a local Baron. She is drawn to one of the soldiers for hire.

Size kink drabbles Pt 1 ~ Pt 2

Zach Wellison:

You Found Me: multichapter. Homeless vet Zach rescues librarian Martha from a would be mugging in an LA park and their worlds collide.

All the Things I deserve: one shot where Zach/reader fall in love.

Everything - soft, first time smut.

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Pedro Pascal Favorites Archive: (Three)

Oberyn Martell:

Imagines:

  1. Disrespect ~ Written By: @storiesforallfandoms

Series:

None here yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blurbs/Drabbles:

None here yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Zach Wellison:

Imagines:

  1. Hold Me Tight ~ Written By: @supernaturalgirl20
  2. The Maintenance Man ~ Written By: @f0rever15elf
  3. Jealousy ~ Written By: @yespolkadotkitty
  4. You’re My Home ~ Written By: @supernaturalgirl20

Series:

  1. A Room With A View ~ Written By: @absurdthirst

Blurbs/Drabbles:

None here yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thankyou!!!!

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imaswellkid

So apparently I've got a thing for plaid shirts, but I’m quite confident it’s got nothing to do with the man who wears them.

(can't find the credit for this one 👆🏻 so please if it's yours let me know)

Bonus:

UPDATED

GUYS WE GOT A NEW PLAID SHIRT

Gif by the wonderful @pedropascalsx 💝

New update curtesy of @frannyzooey and @nicolethered ♥️ I love you girls. Thank you for feeding my plaid obsession.

@imaswellkid I found a few more for ya… 💖

@imaswellkid … BONUS ROUND! But I think this is all… but if not I’ll tag you again. 😂

@imaswellkid …. 💀 I’ve done a deeeeep dive on Google and I think this is the last one. 😆

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Aaaaand we have an UPDATE 🥳

Don’t blame me, blame @just-here-for-the-moment (don’t you dare blame her she’s a saint)

Yours truly 🤡

(Thanks again, @just-here-for-the-moment )

Yay!!! Oh my god!! It gets bigger every time I see it! 😏😂

Adding a new hashtag just for @imaswellkid 😆

Edit/Update! - I went to search all of Tumblr for "Pedro Plaidscal" just now and found out that @littlemisspascal first coined the term (as far as Tumblr is concerned) back in December of 2020! 😍 I think we should definitely get the tag trending again, because Pedro in Plaid is definitely worth it!!

I aint even mad to find out that I'm not the first person to come up with that wordplay - great minds think alike, and @littlemisspascal is one of my favorite Pedro people. 🥰🥰🥰

November update 😌

Claire you’re my partner in plaid crime 💕

I’ve included the plaid suit because.

I’m sorry (I’m not sorry), but

THERE’S AN UDPATE

(👆🏻 @nicolethered)

THE UPDATE THAT KILLS ME DEAD

(Gif by @a7estrellas )

Please let me dream that this is my Frankie 😌

New plaid alert ✨

!!!

(Freaky Tales Plaidro!)

The post that keep on giving.

New plaid updateSSS

Courtesy of @just-here-for-the-moment (it's already in the collection but not exactly that same picture, so it doesn't count):

(I'm already crying. WHY do all the younger pics of him in plaid make me think of PTMY Frankie?? Oh btw, 🧡Happy ❤️‍🔥Frankie❤️‍🔥 Friday🧡 to those who celebrate!)

And courtesy of @secretelephanttattoo and girl, I'm kissing you on the mouth:

AND BEHOLD, PLAID LOVER GANG:

<pops a mint in my mouth and puckers up>

This post is one of the best things on tumblr 🫠

LET'S MAKE IT LONGER

May I add

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You know, for science.

Latest addition:

I AM FERAL

Everyone, thank Lua @pedrit0-pascalit0 for this new wonderful addition 🧡🫠✨

Oh my good goodness god.

LOOK AT THE STRETCH OF THE FABRIC

@pedrit0-pascalit0, you have earned the access to heaven's gate

Everyone, thank El @secretelephanttattoo for this cute lil peek-a-plaid

Don't you just wanna slide a hand underneath that sh-- WHAT?

Absolutely SUBLIME, @imaswellkid

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It’s been a whole year since I posted a fic rec list which is absolutely criminal considering the amount of incredible fics that keep being published on this site!

I’m going to make amends though, and try to do better from here on out -

My reading tastes since last time have been all over the board honestly, from reindulging old loves (Stranger Things, WWE) to finding new ones (any character Lewis Pullman played) so this list will be a reflection of that. It's a short list this month but I'm going to try my ABSOLUTE hardest to follow through and read more fics!

So, without further ado, my rec list for April:

Thankyou!!

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iamasaddie

Pedro characters + perfume

no idea what made me do that, but here's my take on how I feel Prdro's characters would smell. share your own opinions, and add guys that has not made the list <3

Joel: I dunno why I think the man smells like a lumberjack, but it’s just the way it is. Something woody, smokey. My choice: BLEU DE CHANEL [cedar and New Caledonian sandalwood; essence of independence and determination]

Javi P: I almost feel like there’s gotta be a cherry note in his cologne, but mixed with something completely opposite, like cocaine gun powder, and tobacco. My choice: JAZZ CLUB, Maison Margiela [neroli, rum, tobacco leaf; spicy, confident and rich]

Javi G: something undeniably classy, safe choice. Maybe something Nick Cage promotes. My choice: OUD WOOD, Tom Ford [oud, cardamom, vanilla; cozy, rare and exotic]

Frankie: basic, safe, something he could get at Target.  My choice: ETERNITY for men, Calvin Klein [mandarin orange, coriander, brazilian rosewood; strength and character of love]

Oberyn: something lemony, with a tad of musk, and some black pepper. My choice: SAUVAGE, Dior [Calabrian Bergamot, Indonesian Nutmeg, Pink Pepper; nocturnal and fresh]

Dave York: something not very strong, he can’t leave traces, but dark and deep. My choice: AVENTUS, Creed [black currant, birch, oak moss; strength, vision and success] 

Pero: umm, a plain soap if he’s (or you’re) lucky enough, I guess.

Din: yeah, no. He's in that helmet all the time so just floss and minty toothpaste for him.

Ezra: my man would skip perfume and go sweaty, sorry. 

Every time I need to describe my character’s scent, I find this post and choose the best one for my guy😍 Thank you for making it, Aly!! 🫂😘😘😘😘😘 it’s gold and you’re wonderful!!♥️🌺

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bonezone44

IMAGINE:

Uncle!Ezra getting ready for a night out. He parts his hair and combs it back with a little bit of gel. He doesn't shave, but he does trim his moustache and conduct some maintenance around the edges. He dabs on some Polo cologne. Puts on his nicest black t-shirt and dark blue jeans. He even cleans his work boots and puts on a matching leather belt. A gold watch and a gold pinky ring to match the gold pre-molar hiding in the back of his mouth.

You walk down the hallway in your pajamas and you can smell him along the cloud of steam escaping the bathroom. You barely recognize him when you turn the corner. He looks like a fantasy stepping out of your daydreams.

"Hey," he says nonchalantly as he checks his hair in the mirror.

"Hey," you answer back with an unintentional whisper.

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bonezone44
"So, I get the Reader to blow me first, okay?" "Uh-huh..." "And then you come in and start callin her 'pobrecita' --" "Yeah, yeah, I got that." "No, Javi, I don't think you do because last time, you started with 'princesa.'" "So what?" "So what? That ruins it for me. I don't want a little princess. I want a ... po-bray-seeta." Javi releases a large plume of smoke with a sigh. "Steve, steve, buddy." He gets in Steve's face. "You forget that... this is not about you, baby boy." He gives him two taps on the cheek before gripping Steve's chin in his hand. "It's about Reader... and what her poor little pussy needs."

Oh my fucking god

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@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

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copperbadge

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

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msmori

THESE. Great.

(Alternate:)

OH MY GOD I NEVER SAW THESE AND THEY ARE AMAZING

THANK YOU FOR FULFILLING THIS DREAM :D

If you’re not laughing at this you need help.

But also:

Sometimes, fandom drama gets to me. Then I find something like this and spend 10 minutes just laughing.

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nuggsmum

Bucky will always be my favorite.

This is hilarious. Now I need other characters. Like black panther, ant man etc 😂

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