I think the market has feminine vibes and the government has masculine vibes, and basically the Market is Government's wife if that makes sense ☺️

@spiralrapt

Protip: if you call your little "Mommy's little helper" they will do literally anything for you

"artificial saltener"

4 results on google. come on. why is this not a major research topic

one of them is a soundcloud track called

unrivaled artificial saltener polynomial of the first kind possibly in a lattice structure

it's

bad

Was really tempted to come back like "what are you talking about; this fucks" but. no. It is, in fact, bad

i kinda dig it

Combinatorics : How many ways can you embed a honeycomb in a toric surface :: Complex Analysis : How many ways can you embed a honeycomp lex a nalysi surface

i suppose i think of "cringe" as a kind of emotion that tracks social facts and, much like pain, in some cases it may be best to ignore this feeling, but it can be dangerous to just not have this sense

when adjusting your sleep schedule westward, you give in to vice (sleep in, stay up late), while adjusting your sleep schedule eastward, you must hold tight to virtue (early to bed and early to rise). the implications are obvious

Oh yeah the making you spit onto hand and smear on cheek is a staple. But im curious what you meant by "dom who could make you enjoy that would still make other things much hotter", like does that just refer to if a dom was skilled enough to pull it off they'd presumably be doing a ton for other hot things as well? Or am I missing the point

So I feel like the point of kink memes is to talk about how hot certain scenarios are in a way that is somewhat separable from who's involved, or I should say, from variables not specifically mentioned in the description. (I won't say "independent" because that's not how turn-ons work, at least for me, but somewhat separable.) So if you ask if I'm into having my toes sucked, and I'm like, eh, I could take it or leave it, but then I'm like, well if I imagine the hottest person in the world sucking my toes, holy shit I would be so into that—that is not the same as being into toe sucking itself. And that's basically how I feel about the dom-cum-spit-cheek thing: if I try, I can imagine a scene with that being super hot, but if I ask myself what makes it hot, it's not the spitting-and-smearing itself. So yes, the dom would also be doing other hot things as well, and my point is that while that could make this hot, it would also make many other things hotter than they otherwise might be, so the things that I found hot in the first place would still be more hot than this.

(and that's what I mean by "trying to talk myself up to 'rather not'": trying to imagine something that could be compelling enough to make me willing to do it)

I came in her nose last week and her literal first response was "can I snort it? 🥺"

Well it's different if it STARTS in your nose....

Oh yeah the making you spit onto hand and smear on cheek is a staple. But im curious what you meant by "dom who could make you enjoy that would still make other things much hotter", like does that just refer to if a dom was skilled enough to pull it off they'd presumably be doing a ton for other hot things as well? Or am I missing the point

So I feel like the point of kink memes is to talk about how hot certain scenarios are in a way that is somewhat separable from who's involved, or I should say, from variables not specifically mentioned in the description. (I won't say "independent" because that's not how turn-ons work, at least for me, but somewhat separable.) So if you ask if I'm into having my toes sucked, and I'm like, eh, I could take it or leave it, but then I'm like, well if I imagine the hottest person in the world sucking my toes, holy shit I would be so into that—that is not the same as being into toe sucking itself. And that's basically how I feel about the dom-cum-spit-cheek thing: if I try, I can imagine a scene with that being super hot, but if I ask myself what makes it hot, it's not the spitting-and-smearing itself. So yes, the dom would also be doing other hot things as well, and my point is that while that could make this hot, it would also make many other things hotter than they otherwise might be, so the things that I found hot in the first place would still be more hot than this.

(and that's what I mean by "trying to talk myself up to 'rather not'": trying to imagine something that could be compelling enough to make me willing to do it)

I came in her nose last week and her literal first response was "can I snort it? 🥺"

*turns chair around* To the right person, the sexiest part of you is your holes. No, not the ones you're thinking of. I'm talking about your ear holes! Because the most important part of being a good partner is being a good listener.

And you? I can tell that you're a great listener. In fact, why don't you try listening to this file and telling me what you think? It's going to take all of your attention, so get comfortable!

Yes, you can also fuck you partner's ears. But be careful! If you cum in their brain they become a cumslut forever

I’m in a questionably converted warehouse having flashbacks. They’re not unpleasant ones. I think I was probably born in a questionably converted warehouse like this. I have lived in a questionably converted warehouse like this. I will probably die in a questionably converted warehouse like this. If I have a spiritual home it’s the questionably converted warehouse, because that and its equivalents are where the weird smart people who aren’t born rich tend to end up living. The woman I’m visiting this warehouse with feels the same thing, I can tell. I told her I’ve seen that same spiral staircase a million times, a trillion times, and she said I know, I know, right?

Warehouses are so obviously to me some sort of special or enchanted place. Like a church. I don’t know if they’re holy like that but warehouses are clearly essential and at least somewhat blessed. It’s where the products sleep on their voyage home to us. It’s where humanity traditionally throws the rave. They employ a lot of people. You can also choose to live in them.

I think The real life in "IRL" is the same real life in "high school students aren't ready for real life" or the sense in which vacation isn't "real life". So. Work I guess? Is an email with a colleague "IRL"?

this is like how people in a work zoom meeting will say "let's continue this offline" and then send you a slack message after the meeting ends