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Farah: *staring at Gaz very intensely*
Gaz: What??? Youโ€™ve been looks at me for the past fifteen minutes
Farah: Youโ€™re just such a fucking slut
Gaz: BITCH, respectfully, WHAT THE FUCK???
Farah: Donโ€™t act like we donโ€™t share a wall. Youโ€™re such a slut man
Roach: I mean sheโ€™s not wrong
Gaz: Fucking hell! I just wanted to eat!

Imagine hiring Nelson and Murdock to represent you then requesting to talk to one alone for a moment by jokingly asking to โ€œspeak to the cute oneโ€ and seeing Foggy get up to leave just to be like โ€œuhm no I meant you.โ€ then proceeding to watch him freeze and mentally buffer for a moment while Matt tries his hardest not to laugh.

this is comically delusional and shows a complete lack of understanding of the way americans as a population think bc if there is ONE THING that is a constant in the american psyche, it is RAVENOUS consumerism and an utter refusal to endure any kind of hardship for ""the common good""

I am typing this on a years-old cell phone. My tablet predates the pandemic and Iโ€™ve never had a video game console. I am a cautious person who has money put away for retirement. GUESS WHAT MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNT LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! GUESS WHAT ALL OUR RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS LOOK LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

โ€u do not NEED the new video game consoleโ€

yeah good luck telling all the incel gamers that bs

Yeah also. If no one buys things guess what happens to those businesses and their stock prices and their employees... Good luck explaining that to Wall Street or to anyone who's employed or has a saving account. This is full on delusional.

Forgive me father, for I have sinned

Matt Murdock X F!Reader

He needed to get to you, to make sure that no one had managed to lay even a single finger on your head. The sound of his steps was nearly silent as he lunged over the side, dropping down harshly onto the fire escape. Breath foggy, a reminder of just how close heโ€™d come to losing everything tonight.

A/n: hello! Itโ€™s been a while since Iโ€™ve posted, and itโ€™s been even longer since itโ€™s been a marvel fic, this is just Matt being a slut if Iโ€™m honest

Warnings: smuuuuut, mentions of bodily injuries, mentions of blood, mentions of death

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