sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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24/26

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

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21/26

@alphabetcompletionist

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19/26

singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

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24/26

I have a tiny cheesecake I bought at the grocery store.... But I am so comfy... I haven't a fork.... What do I do....

How do I eat her

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20/26

can i do that same tla bit three times now? to excuse why my life's been busy? i mean i don't need permission do i

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3/26

i was gonna do the bit again for my heart monitor ZIO but that doesn't look right

actually yeah, this is not the place for it, but i wanna know

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23/26

while we're completely derailed, i feel i should mention i had a necromunda team (escher, i think) i never used that was named after various painkillers. i miss you, Anita Minophen and Ivy Profen

he is the color of ibuprofen

I think that's beautiful

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23/26

i wish i had the prowess and the charm of someone like trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter. instead i count letters on the internet. can't even put this on my resume, probably

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22/26

wait a minute

no, i don't think i've got it

>grandma baking cookies

>smells really good

>wait forever for them to be done imagining how delicious theyll be

>one hour later finally ready

>take bite

>cinnamon sweet with a delightful unexpected crunch

>"these are great grandma what kind of cookies are these"

>Theyre wasp surprise

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23/26

@alphabetcompletionist will be in Deltarune Chapter 7