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The Digital Valkerie

@thedigitalvalkerie / thedigitalvalkerie.tumblr.com

Just a digital them in a digital world. 29 Genderfluid, They/them. Lover of found family, the power of friendship, and all things babey. Commissions are open.
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ectochoir

Tumblr adding polls was the best thing because it doesn’t matter what you’re asking, tumblr users LOVE sharing their opinions. You could ask something wildly abstract like “What cardinal direction do you associate with the person you reblogged this from?” and by the end of the day it’ll have 20k notes and there’s probably some kind of discourse happening in the replies.

Tumblr, you do not understand how little I want another 20k post.

how could you do this to me.

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Shell quirks! Part 4, Mikey!

[1-2-3-4]

As a box turtle, Mikey can close his shell completely to keep out anything that might get in to bother him! Like annoying brothers, for example. Outta sight, outta mind lol

I used to make tons of Christmas cookies with extended family that I would bring home after the holiday, but alas, every single one would disappear come morning without a crumb for me. Either Santa stuck around another night or I lived with ravenous wolves rather than people! I ended up having to hide the stash to dole them out at a reasonable pace (while saving myself my share) lol

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Saw an open invitation to do this on my feed and thought it looked fun!

How fandom would see you if you were a fictional character

1. Do this uquiz

2. Do this picrew

3. Tag people

Such irony 🤣

I don't ever really do these, so, I'm not going to tag anyone, but if anyone following me wants to add to this, then go crazy

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steelblue8

Paging @anthro-cat @jogdog77 picrews r fun

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jogdog77

hey apparently tumblr wants to eat me raw also i am not very good at picrews so whatever good enough uuhhh @mossycircuits3 you can do it if you want!!

unsure how accurate this is

@arashi-no-saxlphone @rosegoldmoth @redpeng Screw yall, im throwing this at you

dang I love these

(no pressure or anything)

yippee i always love seeing this one go around!

Wasn't tagged, but we're mutuals, so I'm stealing it

I'm going to tag...

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April, discovering an entire Hidden City beneath NYC and going up against a fish-man making, warring warrior scientist:

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elecmon

👏👏THE DIGI👏VOLUTION IS👆👆 UP AND 🏃🏃RUNNING!! 🏃🏃👏👏 👏DID 👏YA 👏SEE? 👀👀👀 DID👏 YA 👏HEAR? 👂👂👂DID YA KNOW IT WAS COMING?🎉🎉🎉 👬👭OUR 👬👫🌌DIGIDESTINY 🌠STARTS TODAAAYYYY🌄🌅🌇🌞🌞 LEMME 🙅🙅HEAR YOU 🙆🙆🙆 📣📣📣SAAAAAYYYYY📣📣📣 🔈🔉🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 💪💪💻💻💥DIGIMON💥💻💻💪💪

Hey. Why did this have to call me out so badly

I saw this and immeadately started to sing it on exact tempo, but I’m ok with it now since I got rid of my nerd shame

Once you fully embrace and accept that the digirap is unironic fun, any and all shame is held on pause

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Community Label: Mature

You put it on and if you go too deep in the pussy it collapses on your dick and explodes

... Sir thats a package of weed, not a Condom. Please do not insert weed into the pussy.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿\(。-_-。) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

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i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

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peachdoxie

Everyone here is dead.

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tizeline

So I've been agonizing what Raph, Leo and Mikey's names should be in the AU, cuz if Splinter didn't raise them then they Draxum would've been the ones who named them and why would he pick human artist names?

Alas, I am lazy, and I don't wanna spend a bunch of time figuring out alternative names for them, so I quickly thought of an in-universe reason why they all ended up with the same names as in canon lol

(TBF Splinter did immidietly start naming in the show as well, he was just a bit less creative about it)

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