unhinged dragon

These are like the same type of guy to me

so i noticed in sam's beach stardew valley portrait, the long part of his mullet is missing … maybe he has it in a ponytail? 😗

my tooth looking at me after it got pulled

i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot

jesus no

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I can still achieve being a dragon if I try hard enough

trying my gay hands at some forcemasc pup content

NIGHT LIGHT

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*