Moose Frog — Thorin: A tiny house would make sense. They're...

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  • Thorin: A tiny house would make sense. They're easy to move, small footprint and because they're so small you can splurge on fancy updates like marble countertops.
  • Bilbo: I am not leaving my luxurious smial to live in a wagon.
  • Thorin: It's a bit more than just a wagon...
  • Bilbo: I am accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
  • Thorin: Pfft. You did just fine living out of a pack on a horse.
  • Bilbo: That was a nightmare. You are literally describing a terrible time in my life I do not with to repeat.
  • Thorin: Fine. We can move into my mountain slash castle.
  • Bilbo: *pats his arm* It's called 'moving up the ladder', darling.
  • Thorin: Pfft. We could've been happy in a tiny home.
  • Bilbo: Trust me, you'll be happier with room for all of my stuff.
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