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Three Jameses and Billy's Nipples - moosefrog - Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

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I apologize for nothing! Thank you @medusinestories for encouraging this! XD

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My friend @moosefrog wrote a fic called Three Jameses and Billy’s Nipples which became an instant classic in my cracky mind. I had some fun reading it aloud, and she had some fun reading my, er, “story”, My Immortal Captain. Yes we’re bringing the crack to the Black Sails fandom, sorry. XD (do people still say “crack” or is that so 2005?)

And yeah I tried to read it Seriously. Because Billy’s Nipples are a very serious subject matter.

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Eeee! I love how you handled the different spellings of ‘Billy’s nipples’ aurally! I could hear the different spellings!

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To Get Rid of Temptation

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Flint’s willpower proves to be no match for Silver’s advances, however much he hates to admit it.

Words: 2478, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English



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black sails fic rec silver is a HUSSY so much HUSSING i have the sads this cheered me up

Black Sails super srs discussion topic time:

Candy bars. No wait, hear me out. With my limited knowledge of Black Sails (I REALLY need to snuggle down for a watch-a-thon but Breath of the Wild has eaten all of my free time) I will try to match characters with candy bars.

Please, feel free to tag with your own candy-bar casting!

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I’m looking at pictures of Captain Flint from Black Sails and… I have a theory as to how his big-ass belts stay up when he’s got nothing for hips and no belt-loops that I can see….

His booty. His bubble butt booty that brings all the boys to his ship.

No wonder he hides that weapon of ass destruction behind long coats! 

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A Long Memory - medusine - Black Sails [Archive of Our Own]

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John Silver, a Youtube-famous medium, and James Flint, a renowned sceptic, have hated each other for years. But all of that could change when they’re forced to work together on the same supposedly haunted house.

Words in chapter: 9345
Rating: Teen and up
Characters: John Silver, James Flint, undisclosed other characters
Relationships: Silver/Flint
Selected Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Paranormal, Ghosts, Haunted Houses, Blood and Injury, Mystery, Minor Character Death

Nobody seemed to be able to make Flint angry like Silver could, which was maybe why they were always up against each other on paranormal convention panels and radio interviews. Silver didn’t mind. It was fun, good publicity, and he enjoyed that little spark in Flint’s eyes when their gazes met.

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Black Sails - James Flint tries to teach Math to John Silver but ended received blowjob from Silver/having sex with Silver

Bing Bing Bing! You’re a lucky winner! (And the only person to submit an ask!) You are the proud muse that inspired a Black Sails shitpost about maths and blowjobs!

Flint: You’re the ship’s cook; you HAVE to be able to do math.
Silver: I’ll have you know I’m an expert at math.
Flint: *looks down at the soup he knows won’t feed even half his crew*
Flint: You really aren’t.
Silver: I know if I add you and I together and subtract our clothes…
Flint: …I hate you.

[One. Week. Later.]

Flint: You have fives pieces of hard tack.
Silver: Yes.
Flint: Now, how many do you have if I take two away.
Silver: *scoops all five into his lap so Flint can’t have any* Five.
Flint: No, see, this is how subtraction works. I take awa—
Silver: FIVE.
Flint: Jesus fucking Christ. It’s a good thing you suck dick like a champion.

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