The lovely @medusinestories wrote a fic called My Immortal Captain. I wrote a fic called Three Jameses and Billy’s Nipples. Last night, we decided to read each other’s crack-fics aloud and record them! XD
I’ve a bit of a cold so my voice is scratchy and phlegmy but I tried to make it work!
Edit: Er, language warning! The F-bomb is dropped a couple of times.
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#black sails #podfic #crack fic #medusine #moosefrogfic #moosefrogvaThe lovely @medusinestories wrote a fic called My Immortal Captain. I wrote a fic called Three Jameses and Billy’s Nipples. Last night, we decided to read each other’s crack-fics aloud and record them! XD
I’ve a bit of a cold so my voice is scratchy and phlegmy but I tried to make it work!
Edit: Er, language warning! The F-bomb is dropped a couple of times.
My friend @moosefrog wrote a fic called Three Jameses and Billy’s Nipples which became an instant classic in my cracky mind. I had some fun reading it aloud, and she had some fun reading my, er, “story”, My Immortal Captain. Yes we’re bringing the crack to the Black Sails fandom, sorry. XD (do people still say “crack” or is that so 2005?)
And yeah I tried to read it Seriously. Because Billy’s Nipples are a very serious subject matter.
Eeee! I love how you handled the different spellings of ‘Billy’s nipples’ aurally! I could hear the different spellings!
John Silver, a Youtube-famous medium, and James Flint, a renowned sceptic, have hated each other for years. But all of that could change when they’re forced to work together on the same supposedly haunted house.
Words in chapter: 9345
Rating: Teen and up
Characters: John Silver, James Flint, undisclosed other characters
Relationships: Silver/Flint
Selected Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Paranormal, Ghosts, Haunted Houses, Blood and Injury, Mystery, Minor Character Death
Nobody seemed to be able to make Flint angry like Silver could, which was maybe why they were always up against each other on paranormal convention panels and radio interviews. Silver didn’t mind. It was fun, good publicity, and he enjoyed that little spark in Flint’s eyes when their gazes met.
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AgSacU
by medusine
Flint’s willpower proves to be no match for Silver’s advances, however much he hates to admit it.
Words: 2478, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Silver wakes up hungover and naked in the Captain’s bed, and starts discovering unsuspected aspects of Flint’s personality.
Written for the Silverflint Summer Challenge. Prompt:
“canon era. After a really great haul the Walrus has a rum soaked
celebration. The next morning Silver and Flint wake up together in the
captain’s bed with no clothes.”
Word count: 2883
Rating: E
Characters: Silver, Flint
Relationships: Silver/Flint
Selected Tags: Hangover, Season 3, Plot What Plot, First Time, Intercrural Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Sharing a Bed
“Did we drink that much last night?” Flint asked at last.
“Dunno,” Silver said. He didn’t think so. He recalled a cup of rum or two after taking the Spanish ship. They’d been hunting it for days, barely taking the time to eat or sleep. Then there had been the elation after the battle, delight at the sight of the loot: cocoa and tobacco and rum. So much rum. Silver had allowed the crew to open a barrel or two, and then…
Years after Nassau, the comfort has grown stale. Silver pays a visit to a once friend; he is neither welcomed nor turned away.
Fic recommendation!
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KwMocf
by medusine
Flint has lost his ship, his crew’s marooned him and he’s nearly drowned. Now he’s alone with Silver, who’s never been quite what he seemed.
Words: 2845, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Welp here it is @jadedbirch 🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑 🐙 🦑
I apologize for nothing! Thank you @medusinestories for encouraging this! XD
a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives asked:
Black Sails - James Flint tries to teach Math to John Silver but ended received blowjob from Silver/having sex with Silver
Bing Bing Bing! You’re a lucky winner! (And the only person to submit an ask!) You are the proud muse that inspired a Black Sails shitpost about maths and blowjobs!
Flint: You’re the ship’s cook; you HAVE to be able to do math.
Silver: I’ll have you know I’m an expert at math.
Flint: *looks down at the soup he knows won’t feed even half his crew*
Flint: You really aren’t.
Silver: I know if I add you and I together and subtract our clothes…
Flint: …I hate you.
[One. Week. Later.]
Flint: You have fives pieces of hard tack.
Silver: Yes.
Flint: Now, how many do you have if I take two away.
Silver: *scoops all five into his lap so Flint can’t have any* Five.
Flint: No, see, this is how subtraction works. I take awa—
Silver: FIVE.
Flint: Jesus fucking Christ. It’s a good thing you suck dick like a champion.
ALTSnugglebugs.
