Squishy Silver. Okay, so my John Silver turned out squishy compared to the photo on the left. And he looks a bit angry, too. Maybe judgey? Disappointed? Thoughtful?
Confession: I don’t actually know how to paint but I’m learning! It’s just a matter of light and shadow and colour right? Right?!
I watch Bob Ross on Netflix.
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Black Sails - James Flint tries to teach Math to John Silver but ended received blowjob from Silver/having sex with Silver
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Flint: You’re the ship’s cook; you HAVE to be able to do math.
Silver: I’ll have you know I’m an expert at math.
Flint: *looks down at the soup he knows won’t feed even half his crew*
Flint: You really aren’t.
Silver: I know if I add you and I together and subtract our clothes…
Flint: …I hate you.
[One. Week. Later.]
Flint: You have fives pieces of hard tack.
Silver: Yes.
Flint: Now, how many do you have if I take two away.
Silver: *scoops all five into his lap so Flint can’t have any* Five.
Flint: No, see, this is how subtraction works. I take awa—
Silver: FIVE.
Flint: Jesus fucking Christ. It’s a good thing you suck dick like a champion.
Sea Slug AU. So, I was chatting with @medusinestories and this happened. If you’re not cool with sexy sea slug pirate adventures then you’re not cool with me. I sort of feel like this is what Black Sails would’ve been in the Spongebob Squarepants universe.
BONUS:
This Black Sails shitpost was inspired by this amazing post.
I can’t believe I spent all evening drawing these two as goths. I also can’t believe I took the effort to put them in clashing blacks THEN HID THEIR PANTS so you can barely tell. XD (I was a terrible Goth back in the day, fyi. I was too contrary and belonged more in the punk scene.
My friends: Come out with us to the Goth Club!
Me: What should I wear?
My friends: You can wear anything you want, as long as it’s black.
Me: Sounds pretty conformist for non-conformists. *shows up in pale khakis, a red plaid shirt, and steel-toed boots*
Me: LET’S DANCE YOU SAD MOTHERFUCKERS!
My friends: Jfc. Next time we pick your outfit.
)
@medusinestories pointed out The Tropical Goths sounds like a band name so we have Silver on Synth and vocals and Flint on guitar and screaming with rage.
John Silver, a Youtube-famous medium, and James Flint, a renowned sceptic, have hated each other for years. But all of that could change when they’re forced to work together on the same supposedly haunted house.
Words in chapter: 9345
Rating: Teen and up
Characters: John Silver, James Flint, undisclosed other characters
Relationships: Silver/Flint
Selected Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Paranormal, Ghosts, Haunted Houses, Blood and Injury, Mystery, Minor Character Death
Nobody seemed to be able to make Flint angry like Silver could, which was maybe why they were always up against each other on paranormal convention panels and radio interviews. Silver didn’t mind. It was fun, good publicity, and he enjoyed that little spark in Flint’s eyes when their gazes met.
Years after Nassau, the comfort has grown stale. Silver pays a visit to a once friend; he is neither welcomed nor turned away.
Fic recommendation!
Arrrrrrrrgh! Full disclosure, I have only watched the first three episodes of Black Sails. Did that stop me from looking up spoilers and chatting with the talented @medusinestories about the characters?
NO! It did not stop me!
There is a red-headed, polyamorous, bi-sexual pirate captain on this show! How could I stay away? His rage is a thing of terrible beauty. <3
This sketch is a gift for @medusinestories because she’s awesome for putting up with me for so long and also because she’s just posted another chapter of her post-series fanfic, Casting About in the Dark!
The story is Flint/Silver and it made me yell at my screen and then cry. Nothing with those two is ever easy, is it? (Honestly, I yell at the television a lot when I watch Black Sails, too. Ugh. Emotionally constipated back-stabbing pirates bring out the exasperated shouting in me!)
Gotcher Loot! I… I confess I seem to have a thing for drawing cute little octopus versions of characters but this one of a wee Octo!Silver is all @medusinestories‘ fault! At least, it’s dedicated to @medusinestories. XD
read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2AgSacU
by medusine
Flint’s willpower proves to be no match for Silver’s advances, however much he hates to admit it.
Words: 2478, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
ALTSnugglebugs.
