Okay, but, Troc following little Frodo around Erebor. Both to tattle on him and to keep him out of trouble… only they end up getting into trouble together nine times out of ten. XD
My friend @moosefrog wrote a fic called Three Jameses and Billy’s Nipples which became an instant classic in my cracky mind. I had some fun reading it aloud, and she had some fun reading my, er, “story”, My Immortal Captain. Yes we’re bringing the crack to the Black Sails fandom, sorry. XD (do people still say “crack” or is that so 2005?)
And yeah I tried to read it Seriously. Because Billy’s Nipples are a very serious subject matter.