I think I just got picked up by a fortune cookie…
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PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK
AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
I. I didn’t know I needed this.
It's the guns.
Video games is yet another 'bad faith' Republican argument used to exhaust and distract.
Free good luck spell
Will begin on: 3rd of August-Sunday
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