Oh you may not think I’m pretty,
But don’t judge on what you see,
I’ll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I’m the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There’s nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can’t see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don’t be afraid!
And don’t get in a flap!
You’re in safe hands (though I have none)
For I’m a Thinking Cap!

Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
Neville Longbottom
Luna Lovegood
Draco Malfoy
Rubeus Hagrid
Albus Dumbledore
Sirius Black
Remus Lupin
Severus Snape
Minerva McGonagall
Fred Weasley
George Weasley
Arthur Weasley
Molly Weasley
Bill Weasley
Charlie Weasley
Percy Weasley
Fleur Delacour
Horace Slughorn
Alastor Moody
Filius Flitwick
Dean Thomas
Seamus Finnigan
Sibyll Trelawney
Poppy Pomfrey
Pomona Sprout
Hedwig
Dobby
Winky
Kreacher
Peeves
Viktor Krum
Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington
Arabella Figg
Alice Longbottom
Frank Longbottom
Ted Tonks
Nymphadora Tonks
Andromeda Tonks
Lucius Malfoy
Narcissa Malfoy
Aberforth Dumbledore
Bellatrix Lestrange
Elphias Doge
Ludo Bagman
Rita Skeeter
Olympe Maxime
Dudley Dursley
Petunia Dursley
Vernon Dursley
Augusta Longbottom
Lavender Brown
Padma Patil
Parvati Patil
Peter Pettigrew
Tom Riddle
Cedric Diggory
Colin Creevey
Katie Bell
Lee Jordan
Vincent Crabbe
Gregory Goyle
Regulus Black
Moaning Myrtle
Quirinus Quirrell
Rolanda Hooch
Gilderoy Lockhart
Cornelius Fudge
Rufus Scrimgeour
Xenophilius Lovegood
Bathilda Bagshot
Bartemius Crouch
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Yaxley
Dolores Umbridge
Antonin Dolohow
Augustus Rookwood
Magda Dursley
Garrick Ollivander
Mundungus Fletcher
Argus Filch
Rosmerta
This fandom

We are there to catch you when you struggle; when you do not feel good; when you can’t take it anymore. You are not alone!

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter > Disneyland 

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they’re bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we’ve forgot,
Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot