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You both like Superhusbands, and Stony.
You: Okay, whatever Clint says, I didn’t do it-TS
Stranger: He hasn’t told me anything today… What did you do? SR
You: Oh, looks like he hasn’t arrived, in which case, nothing-TS
Stranger: Tony tell me. SR
You: Okay, okay, but promise you won’t get mad-TS
Stranger: I’m not promising anything. i’ll try not to. SR
You: Remember two days ago when we were looking for a new couch because we can’t fit in the one we have right now during movie nights?-TS
Stranger: Yeah, but like I was saying we only can’t fit when both of us wanna lie down together.. SR
You: So we were watching some displays from an online store and well, there was a little problem with the order-TS
Stranger: A little problem? What’s the problem? SR
You: When I placed the order and I said I woul buy everything in the picture, well, they took it a bit too literally-TS
Stranger: …Okay what was in the picture? SR
You: The couch, some cushions, a little coffee table…-TS
Stranger: That’s not too bad. SR
You: Some weird flower vase, and a cat-TS
Stranger: A cat. Why would they send a cat? Is it a real cat? SR
You: Yes-TS
You: They even have it on different colors, so they gave us the default one-TS
Stranger: It’s a simple mistake we can send the stuff we don’t want back and help find the cat a good family. SR
You: They said no refunds or exchanges-TS
You: I already called-TS
Stranger: Okay so donate the extra to a second hand store. Some family who needs those would die to have new stuff like this for a thrift store price. SR
You: They said there’s a doc they show you to read before you place your order that says all about it-TS
About the cat I mean-TS
You: And if I remember correctly, it did show up but we didn’t read it because that was right when your hands started to go south-TS
Stranger: I still don’t understand why they thought a cat was part of the piece of furniture that we wanted. SR
You: Well, I guess they’re used to deal with extravagant rich people-TS
You: So we have a cat now-TS
You: Can we keep it?-TS
Stranger: ..I don’t know who’s gonna take care of it? We are way too busy to take care of animals. SR
You: I will-TS
Stranger: Tony you barely remember to feed yourself sometimes. SR
You: I can set up a schedule with Jarvis-TS
You: I’m sure an automatic feeder and kitty litter cleaner wouldn’t be hard to make-TS
You: Though I’m pretty sure they already exist-TS
Stranger: They already exist, yeah but what kind of emotional bond is that? SR
Stranger: The cats gonna love a machine more than you. SR
You: Well, the cat is sleeping on me right now, so joke’s on you, Cap-TS
Stranger: It won’t be once it knows it’s feeder is that machine and not you. SR
You: So you’re saying cats love only the thing that feeds it?-TS
Stranger: I mean most animals do. Dogs do it too sometimes. SR
You: Well, me and my very cute, fluffy and loving kitty will sleep in the workshop, away from you, heartless man-TS
Stranger: I’m not heartless it’s the truth! SR
You: Whatever, Steeb-TS
You: If you want to come and meet the cat, you’re welcome, but remember, it can’t love you because it’ll love the feeder more than anyone-TS
Stranger: If you feed your cat it will love you more. SR
Stranger: I don’t need to meet it, I am sure it will find it’s way and wander to me sometime. SR
You: Whatever you want, honey-TS
Stranger: Okay I don’t get mad at you for having the cat like you asked of me, but now you’re mad at me for telling you something about animals that’s 75% of the time the truth. SR
You: First, you wouldn’t even have to get mad in the first place, since you haven’t even seen the cat nor shown any interest in it-TS
Second of all, I’m not mad-TS
Stranger: You said you wanted to sleep in the workshop away from me.. SR
You: Okay, I might have said that-TS
Stranger: You didn’t “might have” you did. SR
You: You said something true-TS
You: Maybe a bit closer to home that I would’ve liked-TS
Stranger: Okay..? Was it the cat comment? SR
You: Which one of them?-TS
Stranger: The one where the cat will love the feeding machine more than you..? SR
You: Now that you say it again, yeah-TS
Stranger: Oh.. Sorry. SR
You: It’s true-TS
You: Everyone seems to like you more when you provide-TS
Stranger: Tony.. What? What are you talking about? SR
You: Nothing-TS
You: The cat won’t have an automatic feeder-TS
Stranger: No, Tony talk to me. Please.. SR
You: About what?-TS
Stranger: About what you meant by that everyone seems to like you more when you provide comment. SR
You: Yeah, no-TS
You: I’m too busy for that-TS
Stranger: You know. SR
Stranger: You used to talk to me more about things that had been bothering you. SR
Stranger: But nowadays it just seems like you’re trying to shut me out when I wanna help. SR
You: Because I don’t need help with that-TS
It doesn’t bother me-TS
Stranger: Do you honestly think I am only here because you give me housing, food and equipment? SR
You: Not only because of it-TS
You: But it counts-TS
Stranger: I’m here because I love you and I love living with you not because you give me stuff, but because you’re a great partner who knows how to make me laugh at the stupidest things and are a huge dork who cares way too much about people. SR
Tony you could have nothing to offer to me, and I’d still be there for you because I like being around you. SR
You: That’s because you’re too good-TS
Stranger: Trust me I am not good to everyone. SR
You: Some people seems to expect it-TS
Stranger: Well I am only good to good people. SR
You: I didn’t mean that-TS
Stranger: Well what did you mean, then? SR
You: People seems to expect to be given things-TS
Stranger: A lot of people expect a lot from you, and you are usually willing to give it to them if you like them, and even then you’ve done stuff for people who haven’t been entirely great to you and that’s why you are someone with a heart of gold who cares so much and I love you. SR
You: You really don’t want to come and meet Robot?-TS
Stranger: You named it Robot. SR
You: Her-TS
Stranger: Her, sorry. I expected some silly food name. SR
You: Like what?-TS
Stranger: I don’t know. You have a robot arm named Butterfingers and one of your little nicknack robots name is Eggrolls. SR
You: I name my bots like food and my cat like a robot, big deal-TS
You: At least I didn’t name her snowball-TS
Stranger: ((im sorry I gotta sleep I am so tired but this was so cute and fun thank you!! I love your Tony have a good night <3))
Stranger has disconnected