I just walked in to 2017 reading a saphael fan fiction. I think this says a lot about me
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Saphael has taken over my life and I can’t stop it. Long live Saphael
I remember my friend watched shadowhunter’s before me and she told about a scene where it looked like saphael was going to happen and “I was like wtf there’s no such thing a saphael its not real” and now after watching the show I’m like dude everything is saphael.
I just walked in to 2017 reading a saphael fan fiction. I think this says a lot about me
Once again, the clock struck twelve and I reached the ripe old age of 16 and guess what I was doing. I was reading saphael fanfiction
Does Magnus Lightwood sound better or Alec bane??
Simon Lewis’ Guide on how to be (un)dead
1.
Once you’re out of the grave your best friend
and a Captain America wannabe dug for you,
while she stands there with a brave face,
actively hate yourself. Hate your best friend.
Hate the one who helped you.
Oh, they meant well? Don’t let it bug you,
it’s an important step.
2.
Once you stopped hating yourself
(it will happen),
text your Mom a quick
“I’m not dead”.
She will think you’re on drugs.
You cannot change that.
You will miss her hugs and her food
and her presence. Suck it up.
3.
Learn to like the taste of blood.
Based on what you know now of your undead life,
you’d better get used to it.
Don’t think about dead animals.
Don’t choke on metallic taste
and don’t vomit. It will be
a waste of a perfectly good snack.
4.
Nightmares will come, but don’t wait for them
to take you six feet under,
even though you remember how soil
tastes like. It’s not real.
You will still feel like you’re choking again.
One day this wound will heal too,
but for now
focus on soft Spanish flooding your ears.
5.
Manage to fall in love.
It appears it’s possible
for someone to love you back,
especially now that you wear all black
and look ten times hotter
than before.
You swear you have abs.
Make out with him against every hard surface
you can find,
including the door to your room.
Be content with the fact that
you will not go futher.
Find out that falling asleep
in his arms is easier
and nighmares-free.
Decide that being (un)dead
is not bad after all.
Freeform: shadownhunters is cancelled
Everyone: *slides a twenty to Netflix* you know what you gotta do
I’m watching season 4 of criminal minds and honestly Rossi and Hotchner are low-key besties. They’re always checking up on each other and talking to each other when they have moments of weakness on the job. Does anyone else see this.