yet another homestuck liveblog.

Now Introducing:
Miss Ultimate Home Wrecker, Untimely Losses of Internet Connections, Miss Snarky Queen, Miss “What did you say, John? There is a comet in the sky? It is directed to your house?  I see.” She is finally here!

I would say she is the cutest girl I ever saw drawn in this art style, but then again she is the only girl I have seen drawn in this art style.

How could her name be on the tip on my tongue?! It has never been mentioned! …Right?

Hey, don’t you give me that look, missy. It was mister chivalry there before me that called you that, TG. Or as I like to call him: Apple Juice’s Aficionado. (No, I’m never going to drop this nickname ever, if that’s what you guys are wondering.)

Excuse me, I have a promise to keep. Something I swore I would do not so long ago. I will be back in a moment.

…..

Yes, that was completely pointless.

Wow, T— ROSE, I MEANT ROSE, (this is going to take a while getting used to) your room is kind of a mess. A very purple mess.

You enjoy creative writing and are SOMEWHAT SECRETIVE ABOUT IT.

She writes fanfictions, doesn’t she?

You have a fondness for the BESTIALLY STRANGE AND FICTITIOUS, and sometimes dabble in PSYCHOANALYSIS.

Sounds like I made an OC based on myself and inserted it in the webcomic.

You also like to KNIT, and your room is a BIT OF A MESS.

Knitting? That’s an unusual hobby for a teenager. Everything is ominous in here, and the storm doesn’t help setting the atmosphere.

Who is this creepy man??

And on occasion, if just the right one strikes your fancy, you like to play VIDEO GAMES with your friends.

I know I’m being petulant now, but she claims that she only plays games that strike her fancy and yet, she was really eager to play a game she knew absolutely nothing about. Unless she was lying to John, that is.

PLEASE, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.

Why be so secretive, kid?? But do not fear, for I already know what’s in there! From previous experience, we know it’s a present. That is also Rose’s color, purple. That means the present is not for her, but from her to someone else. And a very nerdy boy just happens to turn 13 today.