yet another homestuck liveblog.

PFFFFAAAHAHAHAHAHA. He did it! He managed to make him look dumbfounded somehow, even though he has no eyes nor mouth. Amazing.

OH BOY That’s a lot of talking for someone who’s dead meat.

“I see.” she says. 

That is:

1. NOT A PROPER REACTION
   
2. NOT A PROPER REACTION
   
3. NoT A PROPER REACTION 
   
4. NOT A PROPER MOTHERFUCKING REACTION

Nope. It just so happened that a freaking comet decided to strike his house while an impending countdown of doom is tickling! Step up your game, TT! It’s so obvious!

Player: John Egbert.
Number of fucks given at this point: NONE!
Priority sorting skills: STATUS: swiftly raising!

I TOLD YOU GUYS, HE WAS TOTALLY FANGIRLING ABOUT THE PRESENT.

He already knows???? Just how often do he and TT talk??

NOT A PROPER REACTION x2 COMBO!!!!

GG, you’re our last hope. Show some fucking emotions when your best friend tells you he is probably going to die.

You know, TT and TG are actually quite similar. They also both have little to none grasp of reality. They fail to realize the real weight of an event and its consequences. BUT that could come in handy later on! In critical situations they could put their feeling aside and act faster! Unlike John here, who just managed to work himself into a tizzy.

Why is he monologuing. 

Everytime TG says something, anything at all, I end up with tears in my eyes. It’s glorious. It’s a little mystifying. IT’S “MY BEST FRIEND IS GOING TO DIE IN TWO MINUTES OR LESS! OH GOD! I WILL JUST KEEP SENDING HIM RANDOM CRAP UNTIL HE REPLIES AGAIN! I WILL NEVER GET TO THESE LEVELS OF DRAMA AGAIN!” kind of bullshit. This kid is a national treasure.