yet another homestuck liveblog.

They have their own observatory. Alright, okay. Perfectly normal.

FIRST THING FIRST:

ROSE, YOUR MOM SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

SECOND:

THIS IS SO NOT GOING TO END WELL.

I WAS GOING TO SAY SHE WAS OUT OF DANGER NOW (IF YOU CAN CALL MEETING YOUR MOM A DANGER) BUT

??????? HER MOM IS NOT BY THE WINDOW ANYMORE?????

IS SHE A FUCKING NINJA???? WHAT THE HELL. SHE JUST GOT AND DISAPPEARED. SHE’S A WIZARD, CONFIRMED.

THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!! 

Look, I never thought I would say this, but I wanna return to John kissing his favourite actress’  poster as he awaits his certain death.

What is that???? A ghost??? What??? It looks like an arm?????? Are ghosts part of Sburb too??? I want to leave this house and never return???

There is only one question between those above I can reply to with absolute certainty: the last one. Let’s return to DAD baking cakes.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!!

WHAAAAAAT???!!!

• WHAT.
  
• WHAAAAT?
• WHAAAAAAAT????!!!

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATWHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

I DON’T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!! ROSE IS NOT PLAYING!!! THERE ARE LIKE FOURTEEN METEORS THERE!!! JOHN ONLY GOT ONE!! ARE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE PLAYING??!! BUT SHE LIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING FOREST!!!!!! THERE HAS BEEN AN ERROR, PLEASE TAKE THOSE THINGS BACK!! 

I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

I’m sorry this post is such a wreck! I’m a wreck, the universe is a wreck, what are we??

Are we human?
Or are we dancer?
My sign is vital
My hands are cold
And I’m on my knees
Looking for the answer—