yet another homestuck liveblog.

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Rose, I-I don’t think you understand. That is not the face of someone who has fully realized their situation. (Rose’s situation in short: she freaking screwed.)

Here, let me sum it up for you:

There is an high number of METEORS falling all very near to your HOME and yet you stand sitting THERE, with that little SMIRK on your face, as if NOTHING as happened. 

AND I HAVE JUST REALIZED WE’VE NEVER SEEN HER LOOKING SO PLEASED WITH HERSELF. Girl, you have issues. 

Adieu, John. You shall be missed.

Type, little man, TYPE. Type like your life depends on i— Oh, wait. It does. OOPS.

….John, why are you typing with your eyes closed.

PATIENCE??? This girl really has no grasp on reality.

John: I’m going to die in thirty seconds!!!!!!!
Rose: Patience.

No, like…. that literally makes no sense unless you are making fun of him. He just told you he has no time left. You told him to have patience.

DOES THAT MEAN EVERYONE ELSE DIED?!! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS THIS GAME KILLED ALREADY?? 

You probably should have just done this in the first place.

Don’t remind me, I’M STILL ANGRY.

You will reflect on how much dumb you’ve been when your friend is safe and sound, Rose.

Actually, you won’t have time to do that. Ruminating on every questionable thing you have done would take days. Especially in the bathroom. Please, let me forget about it.

There are two living beings here that understand the gravity of this situation, and Rose is not one of them.

Rose, Mr. Creepy Floating Clown there, has more common sense than you. Start asking yourself some questions.

Kernelsprite is having a mental breakdown. Does that thing actually have a conscience and a thought process??

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………………………………..JOHN?????!!!!!!

You okay, John? Please be okay, you big nerd.

WHAT.

BUT HE IS ALIVE, RIGHT?!?! 

I-is DAD okay???